Chrissy Teigen Grabs Her Boobs in the BEST Splash Mountain Pic Ever!

If there was ever a supermodel we’d want to grab a beer with, it would be Chrissy Teigen for sure, because the woman is funny as hell.

The new mom recently took to Instagram to share a hilarious pic from a recent trip to Disneyland.

In it, she clutches her boobs and screams during a log ride descent on Splash Mountain as husband John Legend appears to just be having a good old time.

“MY MILK,” she wrote alongside the photo.

Best. Caption. Ever.

I think we could all agree it’s one of the most epic automated Splash Mountain candids ever, as well. The timing alone is impeccable.

As for why Chrissy was so protective of her mammaries, I’ve never heard that a steep, rapid plunge on a mechanized water ride could cause your breast milk to spray uncontrollably, but she clearly had cause for concern.

Chrissy and John welcomed their first child, Luna Simone, in April, and the model recently shared how she really felt about breastfeeding.

“If you kind of do the math, you’re kind of breastfeeding for 10 hours a day, total,” Teigen explained.  

“It’s very loving and sweet, but it’s not easy,” she said.

“It’s hard to work your entire day around getting her the nourishment she needs because they are just little animals.”

“They just use you for your milk and you just feel like you are just a cow all day,” Chrissy added.

On Father’s Day, Chrissy shared a pic of little Luna and included a heartfelt shout out to her husband.

“Happy Father’s Day to the most perfect man Luna and I could ever ask for,” she wrote. “Since the day she was born, you’ve done every bottle with me, woken up with me to keep me company through every night.”

These three sound like the perfect family.

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Chrissy Teigen on Breastfeeding: I Feel Like a Cow!

Chrissy Teigen is going to tell it like it is.

Yes, she may be a new parent, but that doesn’t mean she won’t go out to dinner and that doesn’t mean she won’t tell off haters who have a problem with this.

That’s why we love Chrissy Teigen, isn’t it?

Along these honest lines, the model spoke to Entertainment Tonight this week about life as a mother, with she and John Legend having welcomed a daughter named Luna into the world in mid-April.

Parenthood is amazing, Teigen said. But it’s also challenging and exhausting.

“If you kind of do the math, you’re kind of breast-feeding for 10 hours a day, total,” Teigen explained.

Don’t get the Lip Sync Battle co-host wrong, of course. She isn’t really complaining.

“We’re so happy,” she made a point of telling correspondent Jennifer Peros. “It’s been really exciting and fun, and every day is so different, and seeing all her little changes is so cute.”

Luna, of course, is a total cutie herself. As you can see here:

Back to breastfeeding, though, which Teigen has even shared photos of her doing.

“It’s very loving and sweet, but it’s not easy,” she said. “It’s hard to work your entire day around getting her the nourishment she needs because they are just little animals.”

She means this in a loving sense.

“They just use you for your milk and you just feel like you are just a cow all day,” Chrissy added.

We’re guessing that millions of moms, famous or not, are nodding in agreement around the world right now.

Teigen says she may still lash out occasionally, but being a mother really does put things in perspective.

“It does seem all silly now,” she says of critics and her responses to them in the past.

“Like, anything that you got frustrated over about before, nothing really matters anymore. And I think you just let things go a little more…

“I’m learning to let things roll off my back a bit easier. I have more important things going on now.”

View Slideshow: Celebrity Breastfeeding Pictures: #Normalize It!

Chrissy Teigen Breastfeeds, Earns Fake Ire of Kelly Clarkson

Chrissy Teigen totally has this new motherhood thing down pat.

First, she’s refusing to let the haters get to her, lashing out at critics who dared to criticize the model because she went to dinner.

Second, she gave birth to a really cute child with husband John Legend.

Just look at that photo above of Chrissy and little daughter Luna.

Third, she’s learning to multitask… while helping mothers around the world normalize breastfeeding.

Consider the following photo Teigen recenty shared on Snapchat:

“Christine wears many hats,” she captioned the Snapchat video still, which features the Lip Sync Battle co-host having her assistant unzip her top.

Teigen and Legend welcomed Luna on April 14, with the child weighing in at 6 pounds and 11 ounces.

Fourth, Teigen is rocking an impressive post-baby body these days, showing it off late last week via a picture of herself in a crop top.

In response, she has earned the jovial wrath of Kelly Clarkson, who welcomed her second child, Remington, on April 12 (two days before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model).

Clearly taken aback by Teigen’s taut figure just a month after giving birth, the singer wrote on Twitter:

“Okay, what?! She just had a baby! #hateher #justkidding #kindofnotkidding #jealouslikeJonas.”

But Clarkson quickly made amends by inviting Teigen and Legend over, especially after taking a glance at the cookbook author’s talents in the kitchen.

“Yeah I’m not gonna lie, that looks damn good!” she responded to Legend’s photo of Mother’s Day fried chicken. “You & @chrissyteigen r welcome 4 play dates if u bring that w/you ha!”

Would anyone else pay any amount of money to see pictures of these stars and their kids on a play date?

No? Just us?

In that case, let’s just move on to other photos of famous moms who are breastfeeding their kids in public:

View Slideshow: Celebrity Breastfeeding Pictures: #Normalize It!

Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Post-Baby Body, Reminds Us That Life Is Cruel

Everyone woman deserves to feel beautiful.

It’s just incredibly unfair when one looks this beautiful after having a child.

I won’t knock the sisterhood.  I won’t!

Except…look at Chriss Teigen’s body!  Did she blink and POOF…Gone is any evidence of 9 months of gestation?

What sorcery is this?!

Last month, Teigen gave birth to Luna Simone Stephens, her first child with husband, John Legend.

Little Luna weighed 6 lbs, 11oz at her time of birth.

“She’s here!” Teigen announced via Instagram.

“Luna Simone Stephens, we are so in love with you! And sleepy. Very sleepy.”

Yesterday, Teigen celebrated her first Mother’s Day as a new mama, and even got to work making food (John, we’re going to have to speak to you about this.  The woman should be lounging on a divan, holding a crystal glass full of sparkling water).

“Mother’s Day Brunch – low and slow scrambled eggs, chicken and waffles and roasted bacon, oh my!” the amateur chef posted.

Ok, she’s making a meal for her family.  Great.

BUT LET US PLEASE ADDRESS HOW AMAZING SHE LOOKS.

In other Teigen news, some Twitter trolls weren’t pleased to learn that she took a night off from motherhood to dine with Legend.

The new parents dined at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood, a no-no by the peanut gallery’s standards.

“The spotlight pull be strong,” one user sniped

“One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”

Another was equally obnoxious.

“She’s hitting the streets already???? Damn these so called celebrities want to show off so bad after giving birth,” another chimed in.

“Spend bonding time with your baby and not let the nanny or babysitter raise them!”

This next one is next-level TMI.

“You bleed a few weeks and the smell is horriffic!” wrote another.

“Even with a shower you have an after birth smell. I would never leave my baby after a week.”

That’s excellent for you.

Teigen is obviously smitten with her little girl, and her doctor must have given her the green light to go out for a change of scenery and a nice meal that doesn’t involve holding a newborn while shoving Pringles into one’s mouth before she wakes up again.

So everyone just shut up and marvel at Teigen’s figure.

View Slideshow: Coco Post-Baby: Pics of the New Mom & Her Bounce-Back Body

Chrissy Teigen: Check Out the Butt Imprint from My Spray Tan!

Chrissy Teigen is the consummate over-sharer, but unlike our distant friends on Facebook, we kinda love her for it.

Yesterday, the model posted a pic of the aftermath of a recent spray tan, and the results aren’t pretty.

In her quest to achieve a sun-kissed complexion, Teigen wound up with some orangey-stained sheets outlining her figure.

And you can totally see her butt.

Heh-heh-heh. 

(Doing best Beavis & Butthead impression.)

“Spray tan diaries,” she captioned the pic.

Man, it looks like that stuff gets in every crevice.

The new mom also shared TMI spray tan woes of a different kind on Twitter. 

“Just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible,” she tweeted.

Yeah, I totally hate that.

Teigen and husband John Legend welcomed their first child, Luna Simone, last month.

Here’s the first pic she shared of her daughter:

About a week after Luna was born, the new parents stepped out for a bite to eat and caught shade on Twitter from the mommy mob.

“The spotlight pull be strong,” wrote one user. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”  

But Teigen doesn’t stand for such crap.

She retweeted many of their angry tweets and wrote, “I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!”

Get ’em, Chrissy. And keep us updated on your tan.

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Chrissy Teigen Posts Makeup-Free Selfie, Misses "Pregnancy Glow"

Chrissy Teigen is one of the most popular celebrities on Instagram in large part because she’s known for keeping it real.

Like when she admitted to licking the seasoning off Doritos then putting them back in the bag.

Or when she straight up declared she will have no hot nannies in her house.

And now the model is singing the post-pregnancy blues through her latest Snapchat pic.

In it, she appears free of makeup and laments the loss of her “pregnancy glow.”

“Goodbye pregnancy glow. Hi itchy red spots,” she wrote along with the pic.

Fans love seeing posts like this because it makes the stars seem more human.

Even though Teigen is clearly genetically blessed, the idea that her skin is not perfect all the time makes us feel just a wee bit better about ourselves.

Teigen gave birth to her daughter, Luna Simone Stephens, just two weeks ago.

The model and husband John Legend both shared the happy news on social media.

“She’s here! Luna Simone Stephens, we are so in love with you! And sleepy. Very sleepy,” wrote Teigen on Instagram alongside an image showing the baby’s birth weight of 6 pounds, 11 ounces.

Legend made the announcement on Twitter, writing, “Our new love is here! Luna Simone Stephens, born on Thursday, the 14th. We couldn’t be happier!” 

Last weekend, Teigen was criticized on Twitter after she was photographed out to dinner with Legend.

“The spotlight pull be strong,” barked one critic. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”

In typical Teigen fashion, the model was having none of it and clapped back.

“I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!” she tweeted, alone with screenshots of the shade she received.

You can try to take down Chrissy Teigen, but you’ll always lose.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Hosts Posh Baby Shower for Chrissy Teigen: PHOTOS

Chrissy Teigen Criticized for Leaving Baby, SLAMS Haters!

Chrissy Teigen has been a mother for about one week, and the mom cops are already issuing citations over her parenting choices.

The model committed the high crime of stepping out for dinner with her husband John Legend, but without her infant daughter.

The pair grabbed a bite at West Hollywood hotspot The Nice Guy, but the Twitterverse was anything but nice.

“The spotlight pull be strong,” wrote one user. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”

Said another:

“She’s hitting the streets already???? Damn these so called celebrities want to show off so bad after giving birth.

“Spend bonding time with your baby and not let the nanny or babysitter raise them!”

Unbelievably, some critics were concerned about Teigen stinking up the establishment.

“You bleed a few weeks and the smell is horriffic!” wrote a third tweep. “Even with a shower you have an after birth smell. I would never leave my baby after a week!”

Seriously.

While some celebs might just brush off such nonsense, or not even read it at all, this is Chrissy Teigen we’re talking about.

She clapped back by posting screenshots of the shade-filled tweets and included a few messages of her own:

“I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!” 

“‘I never wanted to leave my daughter, i love her, BUT THAT’S JUST ME"” – the passive aggressiveness is real!”  

“Talking about vagina smells in the comments. what in the.”

Dang, people.

Let the woman treat herself to a nice dinner after she spent nine months carrying the kid then several hours pushing it out. 

Luna was probably asleep by then, anyway. 

BTW, here’s what she looks like. Pretty stinkin’ adorable.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Hosts Posh Baby Shower for Chrissy Teigen: PHOTOS

Chrissy Teigen Criticized for Leaving Baby, SLAMS Haters!

Chrissy Teigen has been a mother for about one week, and the mom cops are already issuing citations over her parenting choices.

The model committed the high crime of stepping out for dinner with her husband John Legend, but without her infant daughter.

The pair grabbed a bite at West Hollywood hotspot The Nice Guy, but the Twitterverse was anything but nice.

“The spotlight pull be strong,” wrote one user. “One week. Who wants to leave a one week old baby to go to a bar?”

Said another:

“She’s hitting the streets already???? Damn these so called celebrities want to show off so bad after giving birth.

“Spend bonding time with your baby and not let the nanny or babysitter raise them!”

Unbelievably, some critics were concerned about Teigen stinking up the establishment.

“You bleed a few weeks and the smell is horriffic!” wrote a third tweep. “Even with a shower you have an after birth smell. I would never leave my baby after a week!”

Seriously.

While some celebs might just brush off such nonsense, or not even read it at all, this is Chrissy Teigen we’re talking about.

She clapped back by posting screenshots of the shade-filled tweets and included a few messages of her own:

“I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning!” 

“‘I never wanted to leave my daughter, i love her, BUT THAT’S JUST ME"” – the passive aggressiveness is real!”  

“Talking about vagina smells in the comments. what in the.”

Dang, people.

Let the woman treat herself to a nice dinner after she spent nine months carrying the kid then several hours pushing it out. 

Luna was probably asleep by then, anyway. 

BTW, here’s what she looks like. Pretty stinkin’ adorable.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Hosts Posh Baby Shower for Chrissy Teigen: PHOTOS

Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Welcome Baby Girl!

She’s here! Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are now the proud parents of a beautiful baby girl.

The couple made the announcement this morning via social media.

“She’s here! Luna Simone Stephens, we are so in love with you! And sleepy. Very sleepy,” wrote Teigen alongside an image she shared to Instagram that revealed the baby’s birth weight: a healthy 6 pounds, 11 ounces.

Legend took to Twitter to announce that Luna came into the world last Thursday and expressed the joy he and his wife felt.

“Our new love is here! Luna Simone Stephens, born on Thursday, the 14th. We couldn’t be happier!” he tweeted.

This is the first child for the couple, who have been married since 2013.

Last year, Teigen opened up about her and her husband’s struggles with fertility, and disclosed that they eventually conceived through in-vitro fertilization.

They caught a bit of flak from critics for “playing God” when it was announced that they had selected the sex of the baby, but Teigen had no problem clapping back at haters.

“What is that difference though?” she wrote on Twitter. “I’ve already created embryos with a doctor. Only after must it be random?” 

“Anyhow I am not mad at anyone’s beliefs but I don’t really actively seek out people to make them feel bad about their decisions either,” she added.

We love her badassery.

Congratulations, John and Chrissy!

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Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Welcome Baby Girl!

She’s here! Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are now the proud parents of a beautiful baby girl.

The couple made the announcement this morning via social media.

“She’s here! Luna Simone Stephens, we are so in love with you! And sleepy. Very sleepy,” wrote Teigen alongside an image she shared to Instagram that revealed the baby’s birth weight: a healthy 6 pounds, 11 ounces.

Legend took to Twitter to announce that Luna came into the world last Thursday and expressed the joy he and his wife felt.

“Our new love is here! Luna Simone Stephens, born on Thursday, the 14th. We couldn’t be happier!” he tweeted.

This is the first child for the couple, who have been married since 2013.

Last year, Teigen opened up about her and her husband’s struggles with fertility, and disclosed that they eventually conceived through in-vitro fertilization.

They caught a bit of flak from critics for “playing God” when it was announced that they had selected the sex of the baby, but Teigen had no problem clapping back at haters.

“What is that difference though?” she wrote on Twitter. “I’ve already created embryos with a doctor. Only after must it be random?” 

“Anyhow I am not mad at anyone’s beliefs but I don’t really actively seek out people to make them feel bad about their decisions either,” she added.

We love her badassery.

Congratulations, John and Chrissy!

View Slideshow: Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2016

Kim Kardashian Hosts Posh Baby Shower for Chrissy Teigen: PHOTOS

Kim Kardashian hosted an opulent baby shower at her Bel Air mansion for girlfriend Chrissy Teigen, complete with an all-star guest list.

Also on deck to celebrate was Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Minka Kelly and Erin Andrews among others.

Teigen and her hubby John Legend are expected to welcome their baby girl into the world next month.

Peep the pics and see how a supermodel gets showered, Kardashian style.

 

1. Group photo with duck lips

Thank you, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, for breaking up the monotony with a tongue.

2. Khloe enjoys rose all day

In this still from Kourtney’s Snapchat vid, Khloe puts on a fake British accent and quips, “Oh, I’m just having rose in a mansion in Bel Air.” Isn’t everybody?

3. Guess the wine made Khloe hungry for baby belly

Look out, Chrissy.

4. To be ironically cool, they brought in McDonald’s

Kourtney and Khloe chow down on Mickey D’s fries. NOT part of their regular diet, to be sure.

5. Apparently, the baby’s going to look exactly like John

Of course, they’ll affix a pink bow to her head so you know it’s a girl.

6. Erin Andrews had a blast

I suppose you would too if you just won $ 55 million in a lawsuit.

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Chrissy Teigen: Kanye West and Taylor Swift"s Feud Isn"t Over!!

Dark times lie ahead.

So sayeth Chrissy Teigen, who is friends with two people who hate one another with the fire of a thousand suns.

Last night, Teigen went on Watch What Happens Live and was asked by a fan what she thought of Taylor Swift"s Grammy speech, in which the singer gave West "major shade."

Teigen had to be careful with her answer, so she chose her words wisely.

"It"s so hard when you are put in the middle like that. It"s tough," said of her friends.

"I didn"t get to see it live, but…I don"t know.  It"s so awkward.  It was an uncomfortable moment," Teigen admitted.

"John and I were both very uncomfortable."

Cohen was disappointed that Swift focused her acceptance speech (for winning record of the year) on a negative subject.

"Why give up your huge moment? Why hand it over to this guy?" he asked.

"Well, I"ll tell you, it"s not over," Teigen stated ominously.  This is gonna go on.  This is being waged."

"Really?" Cohen asked as fellow guest Kristen Chenoweth gasped in horror.

Swift"s speech on February 15th was a direct hit to West.

"I want to say to all the young women out there: there are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame," the Grammy winner said.

"But if you just focus on the work and you don’t let those people sidetrack you, someday when you get where you’re going, you’ll look around and you’ll know it was you and the people who love you who put you there and that will be the greatest feeling in the world."

A song off West"s new album, The Life of Pablo, takes a swing at Swift.  West also took a major dig at her Grammy win.

"I made Dark Fantasy and Watch the Throne in one year and wasn’t nominated for either and you know who has 2 albums of the year," he tweeted.

This is fun.  We have fun.

Chrissy Teigen Throws MAJOR Shade at Stacey Dash"s Oscar Appearance

If you watched the 2016 Academy Awards last then you the night’s most memorable moment was not Spotlight’s mild upset win for Best Picture, or even Leonardo DiCaprio finally taking home the gold for his work in The Revenant.

No, the moment that really that got the attention of the (surprisingly small) TV audience watching at home was a random, unexplained, and completely baffling cameo from actress-turned-conservative-commentator Stacey Dash:

Stacey Dash Appears in Most Awkward Oscars Moment EVER

As far as we can tell, Dash’s appearance was meant to be funny.

This morning, the 50-year-old Fox New pundit wrote a blog post in which she purported to explain why she was at the Oscars, but really just rambled on about the difference between “free-thinking blacks” and “cookie-cutter blacks.”

Needless to say, we’re still pretty confused.

Thankfully, we have Chrissy Teigen’s amazing facial expression to help sum up our feelings about the whole awkward situation:

This isn’t the first time that Chrissy’s grimace has given us awards show gold, but this time, she accomplished the remarkable feat of summarizing an entire nation’s embarrassment with one epic cringe.

When some Twitter followers mistakenly thought that Chrissy was reacting to Sarah Silverman’s jokes about James Bond’s dong, Mrs. Teigen-Legend quickly cleared things up:

“I was making the face from the Stacey Dash moment ahhhhhhh not Sarah!” Chrissy tweeted. “No I am not good at poker.”

Thankfully, she is good at making us laugh with a simple contortion of her facial features.

View Slideshow: Oscars 2016: The Most Memorable Moments

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen at the 88th Annual Academy Awards

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen at the 88th Annual Academy Awards

Chrissy Teigen Defends Decision to Choose Baby’s Gender Via IV

Chrissy Teigen is no stranger to controversy.

Typically, however, the model finds herself in hot viral water due to some funny Tweet or some racy photo.

The latest scandal surrounding Teigen is a bit more serious.

Teigen is expecting her first child any week now with husband John Legend, as the famous couple counts down the days until they are parents to a baby girl.

Because they struggled for a long time to conceive, Teigen and Legend used IVF to get pregnant, meaning they could actually choose their embryo and decide on the gender of their child.

“I think I was most excited and allured by the fact that John would be the best father to a little girl. That excited me,” Teigen told People of why she decided to have a daughter.

“It excited me to see … just the thought of seeing him with a little girl. I think he deserves a little girl. I think he deserves that bond.”

But Chrissy was met with criticism online for sort of playing God, for actually having a say in the sex of her baby.

Fortunately, because she’s Chrissy Teigen, she did not sit back and just take it. She responded to critics in both humorous and serious manner.

“What year is this!? And for the record, I am always happy and open to speak on infertility. The more casual, the better! I don’t mind,” Teigen Tweeted at first in response to the backlash, adding:

“I also picked the embryo with a taste for bacon, a knack for magic and size 7 feet so she can always find shoes.”

We’re pretty sure she was kidding with that one.

“what is that difference though? i’ve already created embryos with a doctor. only after must it be random?” she asked.

Teigen then concluded her reply as follows:

“This is all so interesting. I said it so casually because i’m just open. I’m around so many open-minded people & forgot it’s controversial.

“anyhow I am not mad at anyone’s beliefs but I don’t really actively seek out people to make them feel bad about their decisions either.”

You don’t, Chrissy?!? Then what are you doing on the Internet?

Chrissy Teigen Baby Gender: Revealed!

Chrissy Teigen has given fans an exciting update on her pregnancy.

A little over two months after Teigen and husband John Legend revealed to the world that they are expecting their first child, the model has gone ahead with another reveal:

SHE’S HAVING A GIRL!!!!!

“So proud and honored to have shot the cover of Vogue Thailand! Special to me for so many reasons… one being I am SO PROUD to be Thai,” Teigen wrote on Instagram this week, along with the photo above.

Then, she got to the good stuff:

“So excited to have shot a Vogue cover (a dream, of course) annnnd a couple minutes after this shot, John and I learned we were having our little baby girl!”

AWWWW! Hooray!

We are so very happy for Teigen and Legend, who announced their pregnancy as follows back in October, after many years of battling fertility problems:

“As many of you know, we’ve been trying to have a baby for a while now. It hasn’t been easy, but we kept trying because we can’t wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family.”

In true Chrissy Teigen fashion, the model went on to slam critics who took issue with her pregnancy cravings.

We can’t wait to see just the adorable child this beautiful couple produces.

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Chrissy Teigen vs. Floyd Mayweather: Unexpected Feud Alert!

Even though Chrissy Teigen is pregnant with her first child, that doesn’t mean Mrs. Legend will stop speaking her sassy mind on social media any time soon.

Chrissy’s latest Instagram dust-up is with an unlikely opponent – boxing champ Floyd Mayweather – and it started in the most random way possible  – with Floyd posting a photo of his pet tiger.

Apparently, someone gave Floyd a pet tiger as a present, which seems like a bad idea, because celebs and exotc pets almost never make a good match. (See: Justin Bieber’s monkey. No, that’s not a euphemism for his dick pics.)

Also, Floyd is kind of an idiot and probably shouldn’t be trusted to care for a regular-ass cat, much less a furry killing machine.

Predictably, PETA slammed Floyd and asked him to turn the cub over to a sanctuary. 

In her signature style, Chrissy took a more sarcastic approach to the problem:

“I’m okay with people having pet tigers because it increases their chances of being eaten by a tiger,” Teigen tweeted yesterday.

Floyd responded by playing dumber, of course, this is Money Mayweather we’re talking about, so maybe we shouldn’t assume he was playing:

“The thing is I’ve never had anything negative to say about John Legend. I really don’t even know what his wife does, whoever she may be. I’ve never seen John Legend’s wife in my life. If I did, I probably just don’t remember it.

But the thing is this, I’m pretty sure she has a lot going on in her life, but, you know, I’m something to talk about, so that can be something else. I am something to talk about.

“You see, when she spoke on me, she got her name in the public eye, so that’s kind of cool for her.”

Yes, we’re sure Chrissy (with her 4 million Instagram followers) needs to slam Floyd Mayweather to get attention.

That said, we’re hoping she continues to trash him, because this could get seriously entertaining.

Chrissy Teigen: SLAMS Critics in Twitter Rant

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t want to hear your sh*t.  Especially when it comes to cereal.

Chrissy Teigen posted a baby bump pic recently, which was met with a pleasant response.  But when the model posted a pic of what she is feeding her baby, her social media followers weren’t quite so pleased.

The co-host of FabLife shared a photo on Instagram of her regular nightly cravings.  The picture featured Teigen holding up a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and Capt’N Crunch.

“Cap’N Pebble cravings, nightly,” the 29-year-old captioned the photo.

In what came as a surprise to Teigen, Instgram users began attacking her with “unsolicited” prenatal and dietary advice.

The users shamed the expecting mother for eating processed and dyed food that, according to one user, are “beyond bad for baby.” Another Instagram follower told Teigen, “Don’t feed your baby that dyed crap.”

But Teigen was quick to defend herself.  She took to Twitter and slammed her critics for their unwanted pregnancy advice.

“If you wanna give me unsolicited baby advice on the damn cereal I eat/what I wear u better unlock your profile so I can see your perfection,” Teigen snapped back on Twitter. 

“Yes I am living off dyed food. Tuna too!! Gonna try to dye my tuna actually. Then have an icy, dyed vodka soda and that’s just lunch.”

Chrissy is pregnant with her first child with husband John Legend.

Chrissy Teigen: I Can"t Wait to Barf!

Chrissy Teigen is pregnant with her first child.

This means the model and husband John Legend will welcome a baby in the spring of 2016… that Teigen’s breasts are about to get bigger… and that she may lose her lunch on multiple occasions.

But Teigen is prepared for the latter.

“I am so excited I could barf 4-5 times a day,” the beauty Tweeted today, hours after making her pregnancy announcement on Monday night.

Teigen is also aware that her appetite may change, that she may have some unusual cravings during some unusual parts of the day.

She’s cool with this as well.

“I have come to realize that at some point in the day, I will order and consume a pizza so it might as well be in the morning,” she Tweeted as a follow-up.

The model and Legend have been open for awhile about their struggles to conceive, with the former taking a few moments during a recent segment on The Fab to talk about her problems.

“As many of you know, we’ve been trying to have a baby for a while now,” Teigen added upon confirming her exciting baby news to fans this week.

“It hasn’t been easy, but we kept trying because we can’t wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We’re so excited that it’s finally happening.

“Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching!”

Chrissy Teigen: Pregnant with First Child!

Turns out, Chrissy Teigen has been doing more than just baking while naked.

She’s been having unprotected sex with her husband… because Teigen and John Legend are expecting their first child!

Along with the sweet photo above, Teigen wrote the following on Instagram Monday evening as an announcement:

“John and I are so happy to announce that we are pregnant As many of you know, we’ve been trying to have a baby for a while now.

“It hasn’t been easy, but we kept trying because we can’t wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family.

We’re so excited that it’s finally happening. Thank you for all your love and well wishes. I look forward to all the belly touching!”

It’s true: Teigen opened up about her fertility issues back in September during a segment on The Fab.

“I will say, honestly, John and I are having trouble,” Teigen confessed at the time, admitting that the couple has consulted with doctors.

“We would have kids five, six years ago if it’d happened,” she added. “But my gosh, it’s been a process!”

Teigen and Legend got married in a quiet civil ceremony in New York City in 2013 before jetting off to Italy for a more lavish ceremony.

The outspoken model, who is three months along, has said in the past that her nipples will soon return to Instagram… and they very well may.

But it now sounds like they’ll be needed for something even more important some time in the spring of 2016.

Congrats to Chrissy and John!!!!!

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