Forgive the obvious pun, but:
The canine featured in the following story just put a brand new spin on the term doggy style!
Say hello to Keeta, a five-year old American Bulldog who lives in Leicester, England and whose owners say was recently in heat.
According to the BBC, Keeta was looking out the window this week when she spotted a male dog who was totally her type.
So she went to race out the tiny cat door in order to get down to boning business… only to learn the hard way that she’s too big for said cat door.
Hence the photo above.
But here’s the thing: Keeta managed to rip the door right off, allowing her potential mate to sneak through the hole and for the two dogs to STILL get it on.
Keeta’s owner then walked in during the act (awkward!), scaring the male animal off.
The owner proceeded to call the Leicestershire Fire Service and, upon their arrival, the firefighters spent 20 minutes maneuvering the plastic panel safely off Keeta’s head.
“We don’t know whether they’ve done anything or not,” Keeta’s owner told the BBC.
“The other dog was smaller, a little terrier, but you don’t know. She had that thing stuck on her head so she might not have been in a good mood.”
Or, hey, perhaps Keeta likes to role play and she was taken on the role of Doggy Damsel in Distress. Who are we to judge?!?