While the world has been distracted by the events in Rio and the continued ramblings of a realty TV star-turned-power-hungry megalomaniac (Yes, we’re talking about Kris Jenner.) Taylor Swift has been experiencing a rare and debilitating phenomenon that most Americans have never even heard of.
Sadly, Squad Problems are exactly what they sound like.
You see, Taylor has a squad, and well, that squad is currently behaving in a problematic fashion.
The reality of the situation came to light during Taylor’s feud with Kim Kardashian.
Then again when Taylor was slammed by Calvin Harris on social media.
Then a third time when Taylor smeared her face in commando makeup and stalked down Sunset Boulevard with twin machetes drawn screaming, “Who wants some?!”
Okay, we may have made that last one up, but the fact remains – Taylor has been involved in a lot of beef with other celebrities in recent weeks.
Some say Taylor’s squad has refused to support her in these feuds for fear of damaging their own careers and reputations.
Some have even gone so far as to claim that Taylor’s longtime BFF, Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss, has jumped ship to avoid being sucked into the singer’s more high-profile conflicts.
However, Kloss took to Twitter last night to remind the world that she plans to ride or die with Swift no regardless of who she pisses off:
“I will not allow the media to misconstrue my words. Taylor has always had my back and I will always have hers,” Karlie tweeted.
She added:
“And I will never be the girl that you can use to pit women against each other. That isn’t me.”
So there you have it.
It seems that no matter what happens, Taylor can count on at least one other lanky blonde in her corner.
She just better hope Kim and Katy Perry don’t team up to form an equally deadly brunette duo.
