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Wednesday, March 29, 2017
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Erika Girardi Suffers Epic Meltdown: Watch the Tears Flow!
Erika Girardi has had herself quite the week.
On Monday evening, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star made her debut on Dancing with the Stars, entering on board a unicorn, descending a flight of silver glittery stairs and then doing this on stage:
Then, on Tuesday night, the Bravo actress was featured in one of the most unexpected breakdowns in show history.
During a trip to Hong Kong, Girardi was reduced to anger and tears after good friend Eileen Davidson tried to smooth things over between Erika and Dorit after their blowout on the junk boat.
"She didn"t kill your child," Davidson told Giradi, attempting to put their argument into perspective.
But this comment simply shifted gears in Erika"s mind to her son, who is a police officer and whose life is therefore on the line with every shift.
"Hey, Eileen, let"s not do that," Girardi shot back. "And don"t ever bring up killing my child again because my child could get killed."
Davidson said many times that she didn"t mean her remark like that… but it was too late.
"Eileen, your kid doesn"t put on a uniform every night and put his life out on the line for people he doesn"t know," Erika said, growing more and more emotional.
Lisa Rinna went over to console Girardi, but the tears were flowing and the pressure of everything was too much to bear.
She cursed at Davidson and she continued to tell everyone to never bring up her child again.
"I"m very proud of my son being in law enforcement, but obviously it can get a little nerve racking," Erika has previously said to Bravo, adding:
"It’s a dangerous profession. I"ve known my son was going to be in law enforcement from the time he could walk and talk. That"s all he’s ever wanted and that"s kind of your role as a parent is to honor who your children really are."
Follow this link to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online in order to view this entire, intense episode.
And check out Erika"s meltdown below:
"Wheel of Fortune" Contestant Suffers Most Epic Fail, Maybe of All Time (VIDEO)
A “Wheel of Fortune” contestant Kevin went down in game show history Tuesday night by flubbing a puzzle with just one blatantly OBVIOUS letter to go. Hilarious brain fart, Kev. Get your mind out of the gutter, and one more thing:…
Friday, March 10, 2017
2-Year Old Meets The Queen, Throws Epic Tantrum
Over the last couple months, fans of Queen Elizabeth II have grown concerned over her failing health.
They"re afraid the beloved monarch will pass away at some point in 2017, with those who spend time with the royal icon wanting to savor every second they possibly can.
Well, most people who spend time with the royal icon, that is.
We can"t exactly make this declaration about a two-year old boy named Alfie.
The little boy is the son of Sergeant Mark Lunn and his wife, Corporal Michele Lunn, both of whom undertook tours of duty in Afghanistan.
He was all set this week to deliver a bouquet of flowers to Queen Elizabeth while being held by his mother…
… except Alfie was clearly not in the mood to do so.
He wasn"t really in the mood to do anything except cry and squirm and create quite the hilarious scene in front of the Queen.
Elizabeth, of course, handled the temper tantrum like the pro that she is, smiling the entire time in her royal blue suit and hat while graciously accepting the flowers that were, eventually, handed over.
She was joined at a memorial service for those who served in Iraq and Afghanistan by Prince William, Kate Middleton and Prince Harry.
But Alfie stole the show.
Watch him do so below, an incident made even funnier by the British announcer describing what you"re about to see on video:
Monday, February 27, 2017
Epic Oscars Flub Inspires Internet: See the Best Memes!
It was the Gaffe Heard and Seen and Laughed at "Round the World.
To wrap up the 2017 Academy Awards, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were handed the wrong envelope.
As a result, they announced La La Land as Best Picture… only for the cast and crew to take to the stage and be told that an epic mistake had occurred.
The winner was actually Moonlight.
In response, director Barry Jenkins was handed the trophy and gave a speech – and the Internet sprung into action!
Here"s a look at the most hilarious memes this stunning mistake inspired shortly after it was made:
1. A True Stunner
We did NOT see this coming.
2. Like Half the Internet Did This
But it had to be one.
3. This Also Had to Be Done
Why is Beyonce always getting robbed?!?
4. Beyonce?!?
What about Amy Adams?!?
5. A-HA!
Now it all makes sense.
6. Better Late Than Never
We never stopped believing in you, Elle Woods.
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Kevin Durant Will Face EPIC HATE In OKC Return ... Says Kenny Smith (VIDEO)
Kevin Durant will face hatred of LEGENDARY PROPORTIONS when he returns to OKC to face his old team Saturday night … with Kenny Smith saying the crowd is going to destroy him! It’s KD’s first time playing in OKC since defecting for the Golden…
Friday, February 10, 2017
"Price is Right" Contestant Drops Epic "ROLL TIDE, ROLL" (VIDEO)
‘Bama just got some love on “The Price Is Right.” A Tide superfan named Annette made it all the way to the big wheel and dropped a primal “ROLL TIDE, ROLL” that shook the studio! Drew Carey even shouts out Nick Saban. …
Monday, February 6, 2017
Epic Super Bowl Scam -- Fans Outwit Stadium Security ... With Ladder (VIDEOS)
Who needs tickets to get into the Super Bowl … when you have a ladder! Four creative young fans claim they snuck into NRG Stadium posing as stadium workers — with a ladder they found on the side of the road. The crazy part — IT…
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Scott Disick: Partying in Miami After Epic Fight with the Kardashians?!
Scott Disick sure has been extra Disick-y lately, hasn’t he?
He’s currently in Miami, hooking up with a variety of hot ladies, hanging out on the beach and by the pool, seemingly without a care in the world.
One might argue that he does have a care in the world — he actually has three of them in the three children he shares with Kourtney Kardashian.
One might even add that Kourtney herself could be another care, since he’s reportedly interested in winning her back.
But that’s neither here nor there, because Scott is in Miami, and he’s hooking up with every pretty young thing that crosses his path.
And now we’re learning that he went to Miami in the first place because he got into a great big nasty fight with the Kardashians in Costa Rica.
We know, we know, that doesn’t sound like them. The Kardashians, as well as Scott, are known for being cool and collected and so slow to anger.
But still, sometimes these things do happen.
OK, so what happened was that Scott went down to Costa Rica with Kourtney and her family to film for Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Scott, rascal that he is, brought some girl along with him. He knew that the Kardashians wouldn’t be down with some random woman hanging around during filming, so he kept her a secret.
He put her up in the hotel where the production crew was staying, and things were fine. For a little bit.
However, one of the crew members let it slip to Kris and Kim that Scott had a secret lover waiting in the wings.
And they were not happy.
Kim and Kris let Scott have it. They told him that it was “disruptive and disrespectful” to have the girl around while they were technically working.
The issue wasn’t Kourtney because, as TMZ says, she and Scott have been solidly broken up for a very long time.
But whatever the issue was, Scott disagreed, and he fled Costa Rica so that his penis could fly free.
And fly free it did …
Meanwhile, “Kourtney hasn’t been happy with Scott for weeks,” according a source who spoke with People.
“It has nothing to do with what he is doing in Miami right now. She just doesn’t like when he parties. He is an irresponsible dad when he parties.”
As for the Costa Rica trip, she “allowed” him to come, just for a couple of days, “so he could have fun with the kids.”
The source insists that “Kourtney just wants him to make good choices because of their kids.”
“Partying and making out with different girls publicly isn’t exactly the best behavior when you are a dad.”
We’d agree, but you know Scott wouldn’t.
At least, he wouldn’t if he took a minute to come up for air from whichever girl he’s on today.
Saturday, January 28, 2017
"Stranger Things" Star"s Mullet is Epic
“Stranger Things” star Joe Keery is letting fans know a little bit more of what to expect in the upcoming season … and it includes a revamp of the mullet. Keery — who plays Steve on the show — appeared to be all business at LAX…
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Funniest Family in America Shares Epic Christmas Pics
It’s time to meet Mike and Laura Bergeron.
And it"s also time to fall in love with Mike and Laura Bergeron.
Starting back in 2003, the Bergerons started posing together for family Christmas cards. In itself, that is not unusual.
But these photos are purposely tacky, cheesy and outright ridiculous. Like you"ve never seen before, really.
Scroll down and all around to see what we mean, as we go year by hilarious year…
1. 2003
It’s time to party! Like you’re in your 30s!
2. 2004
Living the high life!
3. 2005
We need to find this couple’s wig person ad give him or her a prize.
4. 2006
Brace(s) yourselves for this one!
5. 2007
Smile, folks! It’s Christmas!
6. 2008
Merry Christmas? More like… Merry Krishnas!
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Azealia Banks Goes OFF on Nicki Minaj in Epic Rant
Azealia Banks is having quite the, um – interesting? – day on social media.
Earlier today, Banks joked about having a miscarriage in a Facebook rant that’s since been deleted.
Obviously, that earned the eternally-thirsty rapper some of the attention she so desperately craves, but obviously it wasn’t enough.
If you’re familiar with Ms. Banks’ career, you know that she’s less well-known for her music (though “212” is admittedly the jam) than for her hilariously melodramatic beefs with other celebrities.
Previously, Azealia has feuded with Iggy Azalea, Kanye West, Jay Z, and just about anyone else who has ever rapped, listen to rap, wrapped a present, or used the phrase “it’s a wrap.”
So we suppose it was only a matter of time before Azealia set her sights on the self-proclaimed queen of hip-hop, Nicki Minaj.
Check out the (since deleted) Facebook rant that Azealia posted to her Facebook page, in which she reveals that she’s working on music with Nicki’s ex, Safaree Samuels, and otherwise goes off on her fellow emcee:
“Nicki girl… now listen. Don’t start throwing shade cause you miss Safaree and know that I’ve actually made a BANGER with him.
“Don’t get mad, get even. Slim down a bit (especially in your neck and arms). Decrease the butt just a bit (I’ve seem your butt make some really expensive dresses look really cheap) and STOP WEARING SPANDEX AS AN OUTFIT FOR F–KS SAKE.
“Also stop calling yourself the queen of rap. Queens don’t wear spandex sweety. Marketing genius yes but your cheap made in China perfume smells like car freshener and your beverage tastes like kitchen cleaner.
“McDonalds sells a lot of burgers but no one is telling McDonald’s that they’re the pinnacle of cuisine and taste. This is true of you.”
She goes on to argue that not only did Nicki rip off Lady Gaga, she was at her best when she was stealing Gaga’s look:
“I don’t understand why you are so impressed with yourself.
“Do yourself a favor and image search gaga 2011 and pick that back up! The “real” Nicki is not as interesting as Gaga knock-off Nicki.
“In 2017 I hope you find some new inspiration and decrease your butt implants you would honestly look SOOOOO much better if they were just 150 cc smaller.”
It’s actually not the first round of the ongoing Azealia vs. Nicki feud, but it’s definitely the most brutal.
Astonishingly, Nicki has yet to fire back, but you can bet it’s coming.
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Jay Z Throws Epic Subliminal Diss At Phil Jackson Over Posse Comment
SUBLIMINAL DISS: When a rapper disses an enemy without ever mentioning his name, but everyone knows exactly who he’s talking to, and what he’s talking about. That’s exactly what Jay-Z (master of the subliminal) did to Phil Jackson last night…
Friday, December 9, 2016
The 37 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time (#7 is Epic)
Of all the celebs we cover here at THG, Farrah Abraham stands out as the young woman who always comes up with the best quotes.
And by best, we obviously kind of mean the worst.
Or both? It"s all subjective, honestly. If you listen to Farrah ramble, rant, reflect or ruminate on something, you know what we mean.
There is perhaps no single more predictable thing in the celebrity gossip world than Abraham running her mouth and generating headlines.
So in celebration of this ongoing, amazing fact …
Here are some of the most memorable (no dispute about that), and usually dubious (or that), things the Teen Mom star has ever said.
From her younger daze to this week"s Teen Mom OG reunion fight seen around the world, these pearls of wisdom are second to none.
And yes, these quotes are all real.
1. Grab Life By the P–sy!
“Should we have the first business man in history for president or should we have first women in history for president? For my daughter,…
2. Just a Cut Above
“I get better treatment because I’m a hardworking business mogul and amazing mother who holds herself with respect and keeps production…
3. I Love You, But STFU
“I love all of you people, I don’t give two drops of dried up pigeon sh-t on concrete how you feel about me.” – Farrah’s kind words for…
4. Not a Real Friend, But …
“If I’m the only one that’s going to be honest and up front and give a real s–t about someone, I guess you can call me hateful, I’m…
5. High Road? Taken.
“Look, I don’t make anyone run out there. I’m not going to play the high school game of ‘let me beat your ass.’ That’s where [my…
6. Better Off Alone!
“I have a better life without them in my life. Even though I’m much separate and apart from them, they keep including themselves and…
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Derek Carr & Latavius Murray -- Treat Raiders Linemen to Epic Warriors Game (PHOTOS)
The Oakland Raiders offensive line got a celebratory night out courtesy of their QB and RB — with Derek Carr and Latavius Murray springin’ for tickets to Monday night’s Warriors game! And talk about timing … the game turned out to be insane…
Monday, December 5, 2016
Danielle Muscato: Civil Rights Activist REAMS OUT Trump in Epic Rant!
Civil rights activist Danielle Muscato went on an absolutely epic viral Twitter rant against President-elect Donald Trump over the weekend.
Muscato was inspired to do so after Trump unloaded on Saturday Night Live"s portrayal of him for the THIRD TIME in as many months.
While Trump portrayer Alec Baldwin offered Donald a deal to ease up on the skits, Muscato was a lot less diplomatic, to put it mildly.
A self-proclaimed atheist and trans woman, Muscato was so unamused by Trump that she promptly launched into an online, viral tirade.
Let"s break it down …
1. Totally Biased!
Donald J. Trump, despite being elected U.S. President, gets riled up by Saturday Night Live’s mockery of him. It’s “sad” but true … and Danielle Muscato was having none of it.
2. Pick Your F–king Battles, Man!
Seems like good advice, no?
3. You Know What’s Sad?
Everything about this situation? Pretty much …
4. It’s a Comedy Show!
Is that really what you’re thinking about?
5. This is Not a Joke!
Alec Baldwin’s portrayal is full of jokes. Not Danielle’s response to Donald’s response.
6. Think of the Vets
Muscato, herself a trans woman, implores Trump to think of citizens like herself, and the U.S. veterans he claims to love so much.
Friday, October 21, 2016
Kim Kardashian Sweet Sixteen Photo: See the Birthday Girl in EPIC Throwback!
The ever-changing face of Kim Kardashian has undergone so many changes over the last two decades, it’s hard to keep up with that, let alone the rest of the Kardashians.
Kim’s BFF Allison Statter shared throwback photos of Kim and company at her Sweet 16 birthday party, which were included in a detailed post about Kim as a feature on the Kardashian website.
Honestly, we have a hard time even comprehending that it’s the same person.
… That face, though.
As y’all probably have marked on your calendars, Kim Kardashian’s birthday is tomorrow.
The reality star will turn 36 years old, which means that her lascivious “I’m gonna piss on you” Ray J sex tape was 13 years ago – feel hella old yet?
About the snap, Statter wrote, “Hey guys, it’s hard to believe that 20 years ago, Kim and I wre turning 16 and learning how to drive.”
“I remember Kim’s Sweet 16 so well.”
“Aunt Kris and Uncle Robert hosted a really nice lunch for Kim with all of her friends and family at a popular Italian restaurant called Cicada,” she continued.
“How cool that Kim is wearing a vintage slip dress, LOL.”
“Kim was always a tad bit younger than us, with her birthday being in October, so we were all ready for her to turn 16 so we didn’t have to drive her everywhere anymore!”
“Kim didn’t think she was getting a car because her dad had convinced her she didn’t need her own car at 16,” Statter revealed.
“So when Kim walked outside after lunch to her new white BMW in the parking lot, she was SO surprised!!!”
Oh, sure she was.
C’mon. As if a Kardashian – or Jenner – would have anything withheld from them.
Statter continued, “As Kim and I have grown up together and gone through some life milestones – like getting our first jobs, moving into our first apartments, getting married and having babies – it’s nice to look back at all of our memories together.”
Also, you know, Kim Kardashian’s first plastic surgery, and whatever else in that vein.
That’s a milestone and a half, girl.
“Her 16th birthday will always be a special memory because it was a time in our lives where we didn’t have as much responsibility.”
“We enjoyed every moment of being 16 together,” she wrote.
“Happy Birthday, Kimmie,” she concluded. “I love you more than you know!”
Well, you know what they say: time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas … and also, whatever the crap is that Kim’s been pumping into her face for 20 years.
HBD, girl!
Positively can’t wait to see what you look like in another 20 years!
36 Epic Kim Kardashian Selfies That Broke the Internet
Kimberly Kardashian is all about the selfie.
And we mean ALL ABOUT THE SELFIE.
In honor of the reality star mogul"s 36th birthday, check out a bunch of the most epic iPhone photos captured by Kim Kardashian herself …
… and then don"t waste money on purchasing the Kim Kardashian selfie book, which is somehow a thing that exists, because INTERNET.
Think about it, people.
1. The White Bathing Suit From Behind
Of all Kim Kardashian selfies, this is perhaps the most iconic.
2. Kim Kardashian Facebook Selfie
Here is something you pretty much DO see everyday: it’s Kim Kardashian showing off her large boobs via a selfie on Facebook.
3. Kim Kardashian, All Oiled Up
Seriously, we haven’t seen Kim this lubricated since Ray J was … never mind.
4. Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna Butt Selfie
Hello, Kim Kardashians’s rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.
5. Kim Kardashian Boobs Pic
Those are some serious boobs on Kim Kardashian. And that is a serious mouth.
6. Kimye Selfie
Kim Kardashian snaps a selfie while Kanye West lies in bed. Shhh… you don’t wanna wake him.
Monday, August 22, 2016
The Voice Coaches Team Up for Epic "Dream On" Rendition
When The Voice Season 11 premieres on September 19, Miley Cyrus, Alicia Keys, Blake Shelton and Adam Levine will be in competition with each other.
They"ll be jostling and arguing over which prospective contestants will be a part of their team.
But the singers put all (jovial) animosity aside on Sunday night, teaming up for a special 30-minute preview of The Voice.
The preview aired after NBC"s coverage of the Summer Olympics, which ended up being extremely appropriate.
Because Miley, Blake, Adam and Alicia put on a Gold Medal-worthy performance to conclude the special.
It features all four artists on stage, belting out a version of the Aerosmith classic, "Dream On."
At one point, Levine even made Steven Tyler proud with his very impression rendition of Tyler"s famous high-pitched vocals.
It was pretty astounding, actually. We"re not sure if anyone else in the music business could have pulled it off.
Earlier in the episode, we were treated to a sneak peek at two of this season’s Blind Auditions, with the talent level threatening to reach its highest point to date.
We couldn"t believe a couple of the aspiring singers were just 17 years old.
But that"s all for a few weeks from now.
You"ll get to know the contestants a lot better on September 19 when The Voice returns.
For now, we strongly recommend that readers give these coaches a few minutes of their time in order to check out their "Dream On" rendition.
It"s fantastic.
Monday, August 15, 2016
Dog Poop Meets, Destroys Roomba in Epic Facebook Post
It’s been well documented at this point how much dogs love to ride Roombas.
An adorable case in point:
But an Arkansas father named Jesse Newton has seen his Facebook post go viral after he wrote about how much his Roomba loves his dog.
Or his dog’s POOP, we should say.
Are you ready to hear about the “poohpocalypse?”
This tragic event took place late on the night of August 1, after the family dog, Evie, relieved herself on the carpet.
The messy incident took place between midnight and 1:30 a.m., which is when the Roomba was set on automatic to clean.
Newton eventually discovered what happened and felt the need to chronicle the story on Facebook, lest is happen to anyone else he cares about it.
“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop,” Newton wrote.
Why not? He explained…
“Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.
“It will be on your floorboards. It will be on your furniture legs. It will be on your carpets. It will be on your rugs. It will be on your kids’ toy boxes. If it’s near the floor, it will have poop on it.
“Those awesome wheels, which have a checkered surface for better traction, left 25-foot poop trails all over the house. Our lovable Roomba, who gets a careful cleaning every night, looked like it had been mudding.
“Yes, mudding – like what you do with a Jeep on a pipeline road. But in poop.”
Newton’s post has so far been shared over 318,000 times.
As you can see, Newton included a hilarious, hand-drawn diagram of the damage.
He went on explain that he was made aware of the disaster when his 4-year-old son climbed into his bed at 3 a.m.
“You’ll wonder why he smells like dog poop. And you’ll walk into the living room. And you’ll wonder why the floor feels slightly gritty,” he wrote. “And then the horror. Oh the horror.”
Newton then had to clean the tool.
“You toss it in the bathtub to let it soak. You pull it apart, piece-by-piece …
“By this point, the poop isn’t just on your hands – it’s smeared up to your elbows. Oh, and you’re not just using profanity – you’re inventing new types of profanity. You’re saying things that would make Satan shudder in revulsion.
“You hope your kid stayed in bed, because if he hears you talking like this, there’s no way he’s not ending up in prison.”
This self-proclaimed “Pooptastrophe” did have a silver lining:
Hammacher Schlemmer replaced the Roomba for free and also sent along a new bed for the dog!
You can see it above.
Concluded Newton after this disgusting, uproarious tale came to an end:
“I’m very sorry I made so many people cry at work and spit various liquids out of their noses!”
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