Showing posts with label Hangs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hangs. Show all posts

Thursday, August 3, 2017

J. Cole Hangs with San Quentin Inmates, Stays Off Death Row

J. Cole’s visit with San Quentin inmates included deep conversation and plenty of photo ops — but it did NOT include a walk down the green mile … TMZ has learned. Photos of Cole hanging with San Quentin prisoners surfaced this week — showing…


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Sunday, July 30, 2017

Jennifer Lopez Hangs Out with Alex Rodriguez at Sports Memorabilia Convention

Alex Rodriguez fans got a smoking hot 2-for-1 deal when Jennifer Lopez unexpectedly showed up at his side for a sports memorabilia show. J Lo surprised the Chicago crowd at the National Sports Collectors Convention when 10 minutes into A-Rod’s…


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Thursday, June 15, 2017

Erendira Wallenda Hangs by Teeth out of Helicopter Over Niagara Falls!!!

Erendira Wallenda — wife of famed high-wire stunt dude Nik Wallenda — proved she’s got powerful jaws after dangling by her teeth from a chopper hovering a few hundred feet over Niagara Falls. The stunt went down Thursday morning … as onlookers…


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Monday, May 29, 2017

Bella Hadid Jumps Off Yacht, Hangs with Lewis Hamilton (PHOTO GALLERY)

Bella Hadid knows how to make a splash … it just helps when she’s got a luxury yacht to jump from. The supermodel showed off her figure in a thong bikini Monday while relaxing with British Formula One racing driver, Lewis Hamilton, in Monaco. He…


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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Scott Disick Ditches Bella Thorne, Hangs with Hot Mystery Brunette in Cannes (PHOTO GALLERY)

Scott Disick is clearly a new day/new girl enthusiast — much to the chagrin of Bella Thorne. Scott was hanging in his Cannes villa Thursday with an undeniably hot mystery brunette. It’s unclear, but we’re guessing he didn’t fly to Cannes for…


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Friday, May 12, 2017

Jennifer Lopez Hangs with Mom and A-Rod"s Mom On "Shades of Blue" Set (PHOTOS)

It’s only gonna get harder for Jennifer Lopez to say things aren’t really serious with A-Rod … especially now that their moms are getting chummy. J Lo brought her mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez, and A-Rod’s mom, Lourdes Rodriguez,…


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Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Ariana Grande Hangs With North West Backstage: See the Adorable Pics!

North West is only three years old, but she’s already being invited to Hollywood’s most exclusive parties and enjoying meet-and-greets with her favorite A-listers.


But for active as Kim Kardashian is on social media, she and Kanye West have done a decent job of allowing their kids to maintain relatively low profiles, and new photos of North and Saint are something of an event for diehard Kardashi-fans.


So Kim obsessives reacted with unchecked glee last night when the mother of two posted pics of her North hanging out backstage with her favorite singer:



Yes, that’s lil Norrie with Ariana Grande.


It seems mother and daughter were invited backstage prior to Ari’s performance at The Forum in Inglewood, California Friday night.


Grande is a favorite of North’s, who apparently prefers catchy pop to her father’s experimental, introspective hip hop.


Who would’ve thought?


Anyway, it seems Ariana was more than happy to oblige her biggest little fan with a backstage photo sesh, even posting some pice to her own Snapchat page:



Ariana’s been owning it lately and staking her claim as one of the biggest names in music.


Of course, with massive fame comes massive scrutiny of one’s personal life, and Ari has proven no exception to that rule.


It started innocently enough, with fans fawning over the singer’s relationship with Mac Miller.


Things took a turn for the decidedly weird last week, however, when a rumor that Ariana is pregnant began to spread like wildfire across social media.


Thankfully, thus far, it seems no one has taken these pics with North as a sign that Ari’s nurturing instincts are kicking in, but we’re sure that’ll come with time.



And hey, Kim’s uterus has been a topic of online conversation lately, so at least she and Ariana had something to bond over.


Of course, in Kim’s case, she was the one who started the rumors, reportedlas part of a last-ditch effort to save Keeping Up With the Kardashians from cancelation.


Yeah, in case you haven’t figured it out, we’re living in very strange times.


Hopefully, North will grow up surrounded by so much weirdness that her method of rebellion will be to mature into a perfectly well-adjusted, non-fame-hungry adult.



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Sunday, April 2, 2017

Paris Jackson Hangs with Caitlyn Jenner at GLAAD Awards (PHOTO)

Paris Jackson spent some time with Caitlyn Jenner on the heels of starting a friendship with one of Caitlyn’s daughters. Paris attended the GLAAD Media Awards Saturday night at the Beverly Hilton, and ran into Caitlyn. Just last week, Paris was…


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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Blac Chyna Hangs with French Montana, Twitter FLIPS OUT

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian may be together and engaged.


Or Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian may have called off their wedding.


It’s impossible to know at this point.


It basically depends on the time of day, the mood these stars wake up in and how badly they need to make crap up for their reality show ratings.



But here’s one thing that cannot be denied or debated:


Blac Chyna most definitely hung out last week with French Montana, the very same French Montana who spent many months giving it to Khloe Kardashian a couple years.


What gives?


Why are these two hanging out?!?


And why did they simulate a similar photo – posing on the wing of an airplane – as posed for recently by Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick (below)?


What the heck kind of troll is this?!?



Chyna and Montana first sparked romance rumors when they were spotted together following Chyna’s appearance at 1 Oak nightclub in Las Vegas.


But there’s no way… is there?


Could these two really be hooking up?


We’re not sure if the Kardashian Family Tree could remain standing if a Blac-French branch has to be added.


Montana initially shared this picture on Instagram, writing “Young Legends” as a caption.


Chyna then followed suit, adding it to her social media account and simply penning “Bruva!” as her affiliated message.


In other words: the stars are clearly remaining mysterious and vague on purpose. They’re encouraging chatter about their relationship online.


And chatter they are receiving!


“Been there, done that!” one fan Tweeted. “Kourt and the Lord already did this! #copycat.”


It’s true. See for yourself:



Other reaction on Twitter was far more harsh.


Here are a few of the more pointed responses, as people are growing sick of Chyna either playing games, cheating on Rob or both:


This bitch is really disrespectful.


She’s a hot mess!


Chyna f–king you too @frenchmontana bitch got no shame in the game.. THOT all capitals… bitch got more miles than a ‘92 civic.


If Rob took a picture with another female u would lose it. Show [the] guy some respect. U is a real lame shawdy.


Late last year, of course, Chyna’s Instagram was allegedly hacked.


The leaked messages made it look as if Chyna was using Rob and her baby daughter purely for financial gain.


“Imma just worry about Dream,” she supposedly wrote to her friend Treasure, who replied:


“Your blessings will continue! Kris [Jenner] will make sure y’all are stable… just stack your money.”



Montana, who split from Khloe in December of 2014, gave Rob and Chyna his glowing endorsement in March of last year.


“I love the energy Rob is in,” the rapper told Us Weekly at the time.


“That’s my little brother. But I love him… I mean, as long as somebody is happy doing what they’re doing and just working out, having a lot of energy, I love that.”


Profound stuff from French.


But that was almost a year ago.


Time moves on. Energies change. New romances form.


Do you think Blac is riding French raw?


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Thursday, December 15, 2016

"Bachelor in Paradise" star Grant Kemp Hangs with New Girl (VIDEO)

“Bachelor in Paradise” star Grant Kemp clearly has strong rebound game … and a definite type. We saw Grant outside Bootsy Bellows in WeHo and grilled him about the smokin’ hot new chick he had in tow, Olga Safari. Remember, Grant and ‘BiP’…


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Sunday, October 30, 2016

College Football Fan in Trump Mask Hangs Noose Around Obama

There are Halloween costumes that some consider to be in poor taste…


… such as when Hillary Duff and her boyfriend dress as a Pilgrim and a Native American.


And then there is THIS.



At the University of Wisconsin versus University of Nebrasks football game on Saturday night, two idiots were in attendance.


One was dressed up for Halloween in a Donald Trump mask. The other wore a Hillary Clinton mask on one side of his head and a Barack Obama mask on the other side of his head.


The man in the Trump mask was walking around with a noose around the neck of his friend.


Hilarious, right?!?


Either that… or completely inappropriate, frightening, dangerous and racist.


You can’t make it out in the picture above or the video below, but the person in the Clinton and Obama masks is carrying a sign that says “WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE?”




In response to this horrible incident, officials at Wisconsin released a statement that reads as follows:


During the first half of this evening’s Wisconsin football game against Nebraska, UW officials were made aware that an individual in the seating bowl had donned a highly insensitive and offensive costume.


UW Athletics’ guest services staff were dispatched to the individual’s seating area where they asked him to remove the offensive components of the costume. He complied.


(We can see the cries of “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” being left in our Comments section already, so let us prevent you from sounding like a moron:


Freedom of Speech means you cannot be put in jail for your views. That is all it guarantees. The First Amendment has nothing to do with violating the terms of the agreement on the back of a ticket you purchased that outlines proper fan behavior.)




UW Response



Continues the University’s statement:


UW Athletics’ policy regarding admission into the stadium with a costume stipulates that no one may be wearing a mask upon entering the facility. Once inside, it is permissible to wear a mask. The costume, while repugnant AND COUNTER TO THE VALUES OF THE UNIVERSITY AND ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, was an exercise of the individual’s right to free speech.


The university also exercised its rights by asking the individual to remove the offensive parts of the costume.


UW-Madison is dedicated to promoting a campus environment where all people feel valued, safe and able to thrive.


To that end, the university continues to encourage all of our community members to engage in discussion over vital issues in ways that promote greater understanding and respect for all persons.


Go ahead and leave a comment in defense of these fans’ personal freedoms if you wish.


But perhaps consider just who you are defending before you do.


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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Jenelle Evans Hangs With Boyfriend to Celebrate Son"s Birthday

Jenelle Evans may not have custody of her son Jace, but to her credit, she still makes time for the big moments in the boy’s life.



Well, most of the time.


One of the more shocking scenes from the most recent season of Teen Mom 2 involved Jenelle ditching her son’s soapbox derby race so that she could go on spring break:



We’ll take this opportunity to point out that Jenelle is not college-aged, or a full time student, so “going on spring break” isn’t really a thing for her.


But we digress.


The important thing today is that Jenelle was on hand to celebrate Jace’s seventh birthday earlier this week.


And naturally, her ever-present boyfriend David Eason was on hand as well.


Before she posted anything about Jace’s big day, Jenelle posted this pic of herself and David:



We don’t know if it’s weirder that he’s wearing a sweater in the pool or that on the day of her son’s birhday, Jenelle posted this “chillaxin’ with bae” (actual caption) photo before she posted anything about the celebration.


Anyway, Jenelle eventually got around to acknowledging her son’s birthday:



She posted the pic above, along with a caption reading:


“We joined Jace and Maryssa’s birthdays.”


As Teen Mom 2 fans may know, Maryssa is Eason’s son from a previous relationship.


Obviously, there’s nothing wrong with combining two kids birthdays, we just hope Jenelle occasionally spends some one-on-one time with Jace.


It’s tough to tell based on her social media activity.


Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Johnny Depp Hangs With Controversial Friend, Sports Dumb Haircut

Last week, it was widely reported that Johnny Depp was hiding out on his private island and planned to continue doing so until the controversy surrounding his ugly divorce from Amber Heard begins to subside.


So you can imagine our shock when Depp popped up in LA this week sporting a hipstery new ‘do and hanging with comic Doug Stanhope and noted Taylor Swift songbook interpreter Ryan Adams.



Depp’s return to LA isn’t even the most surprising thing about this photo.


Rather, it’s the fact that he’s hanging out with Stanhope, who’s been a magnet for bad press throughout Depp’s divorce, in part due to some remarkably asinine comments he made in a blog post that was later published on The Wrap.


As you may recall, the boozy, cultishly adored comic (whose age is unknown according to Wikipedia) was one of the many celebs who rushed to Depp’s defense in the days after Heard’s domestic violence accusations went public.


Stanhope took things a step further than the rest, accusing Heard of blackmail in a scathing takedown.


In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Stanhope clarified that he didn’t choose the headline “Johnny Depp is Being Blackmailed By Amber Heard – Here’s How I Know,” but that doesn’t change with the fact that it fit the article that followed just fine.



Several media outlets have described Stanhope as Depp’s “best friend,” a title that formerly belonged to the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson who’s been known to visit the actor while he’s in the throes of the morning D.T.s.


Tim Burton remains unable to transcend his “Morrissey-loving goth who gets to sit at the cool kids’ table” status.


Anyway, sources say Depp not only posed for photos but jumped on stage at the famous Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd., thus confirming that he has zero f–ks to give about negative press.


Is he a modern day pirate with swagger to spare, or a wet-brained, tone deaf star who’s blissfully unaware that he’s in the midst of a potentially career-ending controversy.


You be the judge.


All we really be sure of at this point is that Johnny may have pulled off the nigh-impossible by beating out Ryan for the Dumbest Hipster Haircut in the Photo award.


A prestigious honor.

Johnny Depp Hangs With Controversial Friend, Sports Dumb Haircut

Last week, it was widely reported that Johnny Depp was hiding out on his private island and planned to continue doing so until the controversy surrounding his ugly divorce from Amber Heard begins to subside.


So you can imagine our shock when Depp popped up in LA this week sporting a hipstery new ‘do and hanging with comic Doug Stanhope and noted Taylor Swift songbook interpreter Ryan Adams.



Depp’s return to LA isn’t even the most surprising thing about this photo.


Rather, it’s the fact that he’s hanging out with Stanhope, who’s been a magnet for bad press throughout Depp’s divorce, in part due to some remarkably asinine comments he made in a blog post that was later published on The Wrap.


As you may recall, the boozy, cultishly adored comic (whose age is unknown according to Wikipedia) was one of the many celebs who rushed to Depp’s defense in the days after Heard’s domestic violence accusations went public.


Stanhope took things a step further than the rest, accusing Heard of blackmail in a scathing takedown.


In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Stanhope clarified that he didn’t choose the headline “Johnny Depp is Being Blackmailed By Amber Heard – Here’s How I Know,” but that doesn’t change with the fact that it fit the article that followed just fine.



Several media outlets have described Stanhope as Depp’s “best friend,” a title that formerly belonged to the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson who’s been known to visit the actor while he’s in the throes of the morning D.T.s.


Tim Burton remains unable to transcend his “Morrissey-loving goth who gets to sit at the cool kids’ table” status.


Anyway, sources say Depp not only posed for photos but jumped on stage at the famous Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd., thus confirming that he has zero f–ks to give about negative press.


Is he a modern day pirate with swagger to spare, or a wet-brained, tone deaf star who’s blissfully unaware that he’s in the midst of a potentially career-ending controversy.


You be the judge.


All we really be sure of at this point is that Johnny may have pulled off the nigh-impossible by beating out Ryan for the Dumbest Hipster Haircut in the Photo award.


A prestigious honor.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Kathryn Dennis: Southern Charm Villian Claims Thomas Ravenel Uses Drugs and Hangs With Porn Stars

If you watch Southern Charm, you’re well aware of the May-December relationship that no one wants any part of.



If you’re not, then allow me to give you the Sparknotes version.


Thomas Ravenel, 52, has knocked up 24-year-old Kathryn Dennis twice over the past two years.  At no point were these two an official couple, which is fine if you’re keeping things casual and using protection.


So, here we are witnessing Bravo’s most volatile relationship (which is saying a lot).


When Dennis gave birth to their second child – a boy – on the May 30th episode, all was well.  Ravenel was thrilled to welcome his son, St. Julien, into the world and all seemed relatively civil between Dennis and the former politician.


Welp, things are bad now.  If you follow Dennis’ Twitter account, it’s clear that the two are not even on speaking terms anymore.


Dennis, who had St. Julien back in November 2015, has had nothing but venomous things to say about her ex.



When a fan alerted her to the fact that Ravenel was spotted with a “porn star,” Dennis suggested that he may have been using drugs.




Kathryn Dennis Tweets About Thomas Ravenel



“OH no Kathryn! That creepy porn star is with T-Rav again tonight!” the fan tweeted.


“Well molly must be there too or they wouldn’t be together,” Dennis wrote back, likely referring to MDMA, which causes euphoria, pleasure and heightened sensations.


A few weeks ago, Dennis went on a radio show to get Ravenel’s attention.  Apparently the Charleston big shot hadn’t seen his children in over two months, and owed Dennis unofficial child support.


“I put my whole life on hold when I met him. I left college,” Dennis told Reality Checked host Amy Phillips on June 1st.


“He told me we were gonna have children and I wouldn’t have to worry about anything and then he totally went off the grid. “He hasn’t called me, talked to our kids, seen our kids in months. He hasn’t given me money.


“So that’s kind of why I’m asking for his help and support.”


Ravenel responded a few days later.


“I haven’t seen my kids in ten weeks because she won’t allow me visitation. I have routinely made visitation requests through our lawyers and they are ignored,” Ravenel stated, according to Fitsnews.com.


“Fact: I pay her rent each month of $ 3100. I have made her a settlement offer which would pay her quite more. She never countered it (nor) has she proposed to me what she wants.


“She also makes six figures a season from the show. I was hoping we could work something out but to no avail.


“My only recourse is through the courts.”


The first hearing is scheduled for tomorrow, June 8th.

Kathryn Dennis: Southern Charm Villian Claims Thomas Ravenel Uses Drugs and Hangs With Porn Stars

If you watch Southern Charm, you’re well aware of the May-December relationship that no one wants any part of.



If you’re not, then allow me to give you the Sparknotes version.


Thomas Ravenel, 52, has knocked up 24-year-old Kathryn Dennis twice over the past two years.  At no point were these two an official couple, which is fine if you’re keeping things casual and using protection.


So, here we are witnessing Bravo’s most volatile relationship (which is saying a lot).


When Dennis gave birth to their second child – a boy – on the May 30th episode, all was well.  Ravenel was thrilled to welcome his son, St. Julien, into the world and all seemed relatively civil between Dennis and the former politician.


Welp, things are bad now.  If you follow Dennis’ Twitter account, it’s clear that the two are not even on speaking terms anymore.


Dennis, who had St. Julien back in November 2015, has had nothing but venomous things to say about her ex.



When a fan alerted her to the fact that Ravenel was spotted with a “porn star,” Dennis suggested that he may have been using drugs.




Kathryn Dennis Tweets About Thomas Ravenel



“OH no Kathryn! That creepy porn star is with T-Rav again tonight!” the fan tweeted.


“Well molly must be there too or they wouldn’t be together,” Dennis wrote back, likely referring to MDMA, which causes euphoria, pleasure and heightened sensations.


A few weeks ago, Dennis went on a radio show to get Ravenel’s attention.  Apparently the Charleston big shot hadn’t seen his children in over two months, and owed Dennis unofficial child support.


“I put my whole life on hold when I met him. I left college,” Dennis told Reality Checked host Amy Phillips on June 1st.


“He told me we were gonna have children and I wouldn’t have to worry about anything and then he totally went off the grid. “He hasn’t called me, talked to our kids, seen our kids in months. He hasn’t given me money.


“So that’s kind of why I’m asking for his help and support.”


Ravenel responded a few days later.


“I haven’t seen my kids in ten weeks because she won’t allow me visitation. I have routinely made visitation requests through our lawyers and they are ignored,” Ravenel stated, according to Fitsnews.com.


“Fact: I pay her rent each month of $ 3100. I have made her a settlement offer which would pay her quite more. She never countered it (nor) has she proposed to me what she wants.


“She also makes six figures a season from the show. I was hoping we could work something out but to no avail.


“My only recourse is through the courts.”


The first hearing is scheduled for tomorrow, June 8th.

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Kailyn Lowry DITCHES Wedding Ring for MTV Movie Awards, Hangs With Jo Rivera!

Things are NOT looking good for Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin.


Amid rumors of marital strife plaguing the couple, Kailyn hit the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards last night with her baby daddy and ex, Jo Rivera.



But it gets worse. WAY worse.


Kailyn’s wedding ring is missing.


Kailyn and Jo walking the carpet together is something of an oddity, particularly because Jo just got engaged to Vee Torres, but one could argue that they are just posing for photos as Teen Mom 2 co-stars.


However, seeing that Kail ditched the ring has fans assuming the worst.


Kailyn and Javi’s marriage has reportedly been in trouble ever since he was deployed overseas with the U.S. Air Force three months ago, but the final nail in the coffin may have been hammered last week.


After Javi inexplicably tweeted about a racy photo he sent to another woman, he and Kail shared some passive-aggressive jabs that have since been deleted.


“The snap I just sent @Kimberlyyy_Rene #onmycalvinkleinshhh,” he tweeted, suggesting he was in his underwear in the photos.


“Borderline inappropriate but it is what it is,” responded Kailyn.


It was by all accounts a tame response, given that her husband had just publicly admitted to sending naughty pics to another woman online.


The Twitter exchange ended with both parties unfollowing each other on social media.


Pieces of this puzzle are slowly coalescing, and when put together, they all spell DIVORCE.


Thursday, December 17, 2015

Dan Bilzerian Hangs With Donald Trump, Thinks You"re a P--sy

You obviously know that Donald Trump’s bid for the White House is somehow still trundling along, but did you know that Dan Bilzerian is also running for president?



It’s true. Bilzerian’s campaign has thus far consisted of him posing for photos with anonymous, surgically-enhanced boobs and selling “Bilzerian 2016” t-shirts that you can purchase for the set of boobs in your life, but technically, he’s running for president.


Of course, like just about everything else in Bilzerian’s life, his “presidential campaign” is clearly a joke, which helps explain the photo above.


Not surprisingly, the Internet’s most famous professional bro is throwing his support behind the bro-iest candidate in history (sorry, Warren “Hard-On” Harding), Mr. Donald John Trump


“In an age of pussified political correctness, you have to respect the people who remain unfiltered,” Bilzerian captioned the above photo.


We won’t be the first to point out that it’s a bit hypocritical to call other people p–sies as you pose with a fruit plate and bottled water with another guy who was born wealthy, but it bears repeating.


But really, we can’t even hate on this.


A Trump-Bilzerian ticket would not only be endlessly entertaining, it would make perfect sense.


They both failed their way to the top; they’ve both been involved in some seriously shady business dealings over the years, and they’ve both (unsuccessfully) attempted to portray themselves as self-made men despite inheriting millions.


And for those of you hoping that 2016 would see the election of our nation’s first woman president, Trump and Bilzerian spend so much time over-compensating for something that we’re guessing they’re pretty damn close, ya know?

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Scott Disick Hangs Out With Chris Brown, World Braces For Apocalypse

If you were asked to name the two biggest douche-nozzles of 2015, the names Chris Brown and Scott Disick might immediately spring to mind. 



These two have always been douchey, but this year, they reminded of just what kind of D-baggery they’re capable of.


Disick was caught cheating on the mother of his three children and then had the balls to try to weasel his way back into her life.


Brown was involved in more violence than the LAPD, and it wasn’t even his most violent year!


Obviously, these two are a couple of grade-A f–kboys on their own, so we can’t imagine what they’re capable of when they combine their powers to form Captain Douchehole.


Sadly, we may soon find out.


TMZ is reporting that Breezy hosted a listening party for his new album last night, and not only was the Lord in attendance, he was spotted chatting Chris up at length.


It’s possible that Scott was there as a guest of fellow Kardashian ex French Montana, but in any event, it’s pretty surprising that he was in attendance.


Not only is he the least gangsta human being on the planet, Disick just got out of rehab, so we kind of assumed he would keep away from the party scene for a little while.


Of course, finding out your baby mama is hooking up with Justin Bieber would drive anyone to drink.

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Amy Schumer Hangs "Vacant" Sign from Her Vagina

Amy Schumer is single at the moment.


How do we know this for certain? Because the comedian has told us so, in the most Amy Schumer way possible.



The Trainwreck star accepted the Charlie Chaplin Brittania Award for Excellence in Comedy at the BAFTA Britannia Awards on Friday and made X-rated remarks about her dating life in the process.


Asked if she’s seeing anyone, for example, Schumer replied as follows:


“No. My vagina remains vacant.”


She then said the entrance fee is “at least five dollars,” which is a pretty outstanding deal, really.


Schumer has sort of made it her thing to say outlandish things while accepting trophies.


At the Glamour UK Women of the Year ceremony this summer, she joked that she may weigh 160 pounds, but she can still “catch a dick” any time she wants.


Then again, we doubt she was really joking.


At the Peabody Awards in late May, meanwhile, Schumer made out with Tina Fey in stage. It was hot!


In this case, Schumer went on to joke about the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, telling the audience:


“Watching the movie inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my chocolate river.”


This was followed by a long pause and then the quip:


“You guys don’t have anal over the pond?”


Man. Amy Schumer is the best. Here are many other reasons why we say this: