Calvin Harris Tweets "Truth" About Taylor Swift Split

Calvin Harris just dropped a major #TruthBomb.

A couple days after news of Harris’ break up with Taylor Swift went viral, the DJ took to Twitter in order to clear up a few rumors.

Why did the 15-month relationship come to an end?

Did the flame of romance simply flicker out? Was it a question of travel schedules? Work conflicts? Too many nights apart on the road?

Or was Swift really pressuring Harris to get married?

The short answer is this: we don’t know.

But the overall gist is that everything between Harris and Swiftis A-OK.

“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” Harris wrote on Twitter this afternoon.

Swift then retweeted his message.

So there you have it. Pretty uninteresting, pretty un-scandalous and pretty boring, from a celebrity gossip standpoint at least.

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The 32-year old DJ reportedly was the one to call his romance off with the 26-year old artist last week.

Swift then took off for Nashville and has been spending time with her family, mourning the relationship’s demise.

She was spotted at a guitar store with her mother on Tuesday and an eye witness told Us Weekly that Swift looked perfectly happy.

However, numerous outlets and insiders all say the same thing: there was no cheating. There was no real drama.

Things just ran their course, for the most part.

Naturally, people are going to make jokes about Swift now having material for her next album and make cracks over how she’ll never find a man.

But Taylor Swift is 26 years old. She just ended a relationship in very mature fashion. We think she’ll be just fine in the end.

If she is already in the market for a new man, however… we have some ideas:

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift: Who Should She Date Next?

24 Tweets That Prove the Exercise Struggle is Real

Not everyone is Kim Kardashian.

Not everyone can get famous off a sex tape afford a personal trainer and have all the time they need to hit the gym to get in shape.

Working out is hard!

But making jokes about working out on Twitter can be easy. Just ask the following funny folks…

1. This is Enough for the Day

Seriously, I’m pooped.

2. No Argument Here!

Gain is overrated.

3. I Need All the Motivation I Can Get

Come get me, serial killers!

4. My Work Here is Done

But my eating is yet to begin!

5. What Choice Do I Have?

You want me to choke?!?

6. Get It?!?

I’ll be here all week. And by “here,” I mean NOT the gym.

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29 Tweets That Remind Us of What Motherhood is All About

No one ever said that being a parent would be easy.

But at least it can be funny.

We"d like to thank the following mothers for keeping their sense of humor, even among the most stressful/crazy/messy times…

1. I Said DINNER IS READY!

You will eat, dammit!

2. Communication Issues

This is not as funny as it sounds when you’re the parent involved.

3. Point, Mom

Got a retort, Daughter?

4. Can It Be a Life Sentence?

Or at least, like, a six-hour sentence?

5. Lesson Missed

But it’s all worth it… right?!?

6. There’s No Application Process

Just a drinking game or two.

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Kanye West Tweets More Nonsense, World Lets Out a Collective Yawn

Oh hell, he’s at it again.

After an infamous series of tweets attacking a famed music producer, Wiz Khalifa (for which he later apologized) and Taylor Swift, Kanye West is taking a crack at being philosophical.

“I have discovered my single greatest quality,” West tweeted on March 13th.  “I care.

“Everyone can say anything they want about me but they could never say that I didn’t care.  I care about people,” he continued to write.

“I care about our future. I care about truth. I care about quality. I think human beings can create a Utopia. I believe in us.”

Then West switched gears and made a unique (read: random) request.

“Steve Ballmer can I please redesign the Clippers mascot,” he asked the LA-based basketball team’s owner.

On Saturday, West set some ambitious goals for himself professionally.

“No more fashion calendar… I’m going Mad Max… 6 collections a year…3 albums a year,” he tweeted.

More goodness while he was on a plane back from Paris:

“I thank Olivier [Rousting] for designing his collection around my wife… this is visionary as I believe that Kim is our modern day everything.”

Don’t even think about talking to him about suit jackets, or try to knock his homeless sweaters!

“All these journalists can give their opinions well these are mine…yes I believe in my ripped homeless sweaters!!!

“I don’t personally like suit jackets anymore. I especially hate suit jackets on women… that was a groundbreaking idea 5 million years ago!”

Furthermore:

“I like T-shirts and women in yoga pants… I live in LA that’s what people wear… not sure why someone would put a suit jacket on with that.”

Ok.  Happy Monday.  Burn your suit jackets.

View Slideshow: Kanye West Rants on Twitter, Defends Taylor Swift Lyric

Kourtney Kardashian Tweets About Pain After Scott Parties in Mexico

Friggin’ Scott Disick.

Yesterday, we learned of some unfavorable reports that Scott was drinking in Mexico with a number of model-type women – certainly not a move to keep him in the good graces of his ex Kourtney Kardashian.

And in fact, judging by her tweet last night, Kourtney may have heard about some of these accounts.

“A smile hides my pain, a hug masks my heartache, and a laugh covers my tears,” she wrote on Twitter.

Scott’s baby mama had agreed to let him co-parent their three young children, with the provision that he lay off the alcohol and drugs.

So, what does this mean for the Lord’s future involvement in their kids’ lives?

Well, Scott is going on the defensive, telling People he is not on a “crazy mission of destruction.”

“The truth is I never lied and said that I was never going to have a beer again,” he said.

“I never said I was never going to have a cigarette again. I never lied and said I was never going to go to the beach again. I never lied and said I was not going to be around my friends and their girlfriends and girls and friends.”

He maintains that he is drinking responsibly and is irritated by rumors depicting him as some crazy drinking machine. 

“I’m not out here trying to get wasted, but you know what, I will have a beer on the beach,” he said. “I’m not doing drugs, I’m not doing anything insane, so I think people just need to relax.”

Spoken like a true alcoholic. 

Okay, to be fair, it’s possible he was just having a couple drinks and chillaxing.

But he does have a history of abuse, and more importantly, he has three children he needs to protect. How does he think these stories might affect them?

“I’m not sure I can stay home every single night at 32 years old and be sane,” he added.

Tell that to Kourtney, Scott. And, ya know, the judge presiding over your custody battle.

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Stacey Dash Reads Mean Tweets About Herself

Stacey Dash is determined the milk her ongoing 15 Minutes of Fame for all she possibly can.

The Fox News contributor made one of the strangest appearances on television in the medium"s history Sunday night, walking out on stage at the Academy Awards after Chris Rock introduced her as "the new director of our minority outreach program."

Dash, who believes Black History Month ought to be eliminated, proceeded to cackle and tell an audience of millions:

I cannot wait to help my people out. Happy Black History Month.

No one really booed. No one really cheered. Everyone just sat there in stunned, confused silence.

Rock was likely playing a joke on Dash, but the former actress is trying to get the last laugh.

She actually went backstage after her appearance and stole Jimmy Kimmel"s idea of having celebrities read Mean Tweets about themselves.

“No one likes you,” Dash reads from her phone in the following video, quoting one critic on Twitter.

"You sucked on the Oscars like you do on Fox News. Pointless," reads another.

Dash doesn"t seem to comprehend that it"s not funny when a truly unpopular star reads a bunch of insults from people who represent the majority opinion.

But, then again, Dash doesn"t seem to comprehend a whole lot in the world.

"I do what I do because I want to do it,” Dash says, adding:

"And because I believe in it. It has nothing to do with race, and I wish you would stop saying that. Everything I do is because I believe in it and I believe we are all equal …  I’m very happy about what I did and I’m proud of it."

Kailyn Lowry Responds to Matt Baier"s NASTY Tweets About Her!

Earlier today, we revealed some of the cruel and insulting tweets Matt Baier unleashed on Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry.

Back in 2014, before Baier became engaged to Kailyn’s friend and Teen Mom OG star Amber Portwood, he trolled Kailyn endlesssly with a series of nasty tweets, like this one:

“What was the topic of Kailyn’s book? How to bang ugly dudes, cheat in a shower and have my face always look like I’m allergic to shellfish?”

And this one:

“Kailyn’s face breaks my TV…The worst thing to ever happen to high definition is Kailyn’s face.”

Like he should talk. Just sayin’.

Now, in an interview with The Real Mr. Housewife, Kailyn addresses Baier’s insulting tweets, and her response will surprise you.

“Honestly, it is what it is,” said Kailyn. “Obviously I was skeptical about him at first because of it.”

“But I met him in person and he was very nice to me,” she added. “And let’s face it. I’m sure there are people we do KNOW, consider friends and are acquaintances with that talk crap about us too.”

Floored.

Normally, we expect a Teen Mom to release their inner Kraken on anyone who speaks an ill word about them (cough, cough, Farrah Abraham), but Kailyn clearly took the high road.

In fact, the 23-year-old’s response is far more mature than the comments previously shared by 44-year-old Baier.

But duh, Baier is a sketch ball.

Before actually finding his meal ticket with Amber, he courted Farrah on Twitter and had an unhealthy obsession with yet another Teen Mom, Jenelle Evans.

He’s also got eight kids with six different baby mamas, owes thousands of dollars in child support and doesn’t pay his rent.

Sorry, did we say sketch ball? What we meant was TOTAL LOSER.

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Leah Messer Tweets About Being "Home Alone," Fans are Psyched

This is a classic case of reading too much into something.

Teen Mom 2 fans were super-jazzed to see that Leah Messer was spending an evening alone.  

It’s assumed that both of her ex-husbands had custody of their daughters for the night (Jeremy Calvert with Adalynn, and Corey Simms with their twins, Aliannah and Aleeah), giving Messer the night off.

“Oh wow, this momma is home alone,” Messer tweeted on February 16th.

“What to do, what to do … Agh, I guess I’ll clean up then watch movies? I think so.”

Fans were pleased to see that Messer was taking a time-out from dating, since reportedly breaking it off with boyfriend T.R. Dues.

“Enjoy it. Moms need time to regroup,” one wrote.

“It makes us better. Enjoy your alone time. enjoy your momma alone time,” another chimed in.

One user suggested Messer “call Robbie,” referring to Robbie Kidd, her ex-boyfriend with whom she cheated on both of her ex-husbands.

Back in January, rumors stared to circulate that Messer was getting back together with Calvert (the couple finalized their divorce in September 2015.

Not so, according to a source.

“There’s no way in hell [Jeremy Calvert] wants to be back with Leah,” said source told The Ashley.

“They rarely text, and when they do it’s only about Addie. As far as them calling each other ‘baby’ and all that, it’s completely untrue.”

In fact, Calvert is dating on-again girlfriend, Brooke Wehr.

“They split for a little while but are back together right now and going strong,” the source added.

“Brooke is really different from Leah and Jeremy is really happy with her. They have a lot of fun together.”

Teen Mom 2 returns to MTV March 21st.

Louis Tomlinson Tweets About New, "Amazing" Son

A member of 1D is now a one-time dad.

As previously reported, Louis Tomlinson welcomed a son into the world on last week after former lover Briana Jungwirth gave birth to a boy.

But while multiple outlets reported this news on Friday, it wasn’t until the following day when the artist himself confirmed the blessing via social media.

“I’m pleased to say my baby son was born yesterday :),” Tomlinson wrote on Twitter early Saturday, in what marked his first public comment about the child’s birth.

The handsome singer added:

“He is healthy and pretty amazing I’m very happy!!”

Jungwirth is yet to say anything about the birth, while no details are known regarding the child’s name or measurements.

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News of Tomlinson and Jungwirth expecting a child together stunned the One Direction universe back in July.

The singer had very little to say about a baby that was almost definitely not planned (he and Jungwirth were not dating at the time this news broke), but did later tell Good Morning America over the summer:

“Obviously it’s a very exciting time, so I’m buzzing.”

Tomlinson’s fellow One Direction band mates, meanwhile, have also remained mum about the tiny human being… although Harry Styles appeared to post a celebratory tweet over the weekend.

“Flowers all around,” he wrote late on Friday.

We concur!

Blake Shelton Tweets Response to Wedding & Pregnancy Rumors!

Earlier today, we reported on competing tabloid stories that discussed the status of a would-be wedding and pregnancy between Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.

OK! Magazine claimed that the “shotgun wedding” was so on while InTouch reported that Gwen had canceled the nuptials. 

When two such credible periodicals make completely different claims, minds are truly boggled.

We just learned that the two were officially dating in November, so it makes totes sense that they’d be pregnant and getting married three months later, right?

The stories prompted Twitter user @blaresgal777 to go directly to the source: Blake Shelton himself.

She asked him point blank:

And guess what? He responded!

(Side note: slow claps to the retailer who displayed these two cover stories side-by-side.)

Blake tweeted back with peals of laughter and exclamation points:

Then he responded to another story about his and Gwen’s “baby joy.”

Well, at the beginning of the year, he did say his resolution was to be on the cover of every tabloid. He’s so much better at keeping resolutions than I am.

Blake’s final tweet on the matter revealed what he really thought about tabloid readers:

Gawsh, Blake. Don’t you realize you’re insulting, like, half your fans? Ya might wanna hold your horses there, cowboy.

Also, didja notice that he neither confirmed or denied either story? HMMMMM!

So, I guess that means…

They’re both true! Congrats, Blake and Gwen!! And, um, condolences. 

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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Take 9!

A new horde of celebrities have agreed to read mean Tweets about themselves for a national television audience.

In this latest edition of the beloved Jimmy Kimmel Live segment, featured stars include Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sean Penn, Liv Tyler, Elizabeth Banks, Daniel Radcliffe, Kirsten Dunst and Viola Davis.

As numerous other actors, actresses and singers have done in the past, these famous people simply sit in front of a wall and, well… read mean Tweets about themselves out loud.

It"s simple and yet it"s hilarious, especially when Louis-Dreyfus agrees to "retire" because someone says her "50-year old ass" should do so.

Or when Sean Penn learns he is "full of farts."

Or when Liv Tyler comes across a very creative insult about her father.

Or when Elizabeth Banks is told, quite simply, that she"s a "whore" or when someone dares to call Radcliffe as ugly as an aardvark.

Some other Twitter user is really bothered by Kirsten Dunst’s teeth, while another thinks Julianna Margulies is mighty fine… for an ugly woman.

Bravo to these celebrities for their willingness to laugh over their critics.

And bravo to those critics for hiding behind their computer and writing such ridiculously awesome things about people they do not know.

Magic Johnson Tweets Support for Charlie Sheen

Magic Johnson and Charlie Sheen have something in common, aside from the fact that both were often winning at various points in their lives.

Johnson on the basketball court and Sheen, supposedly, at life.

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As confirmed to Matt Lauer yesterday morning, like the famous former athlete, Sheen also has HIV.

In response to this stunning news, Johnson took to Twitter on Tuesday afternoon and wrote the following message:

“I wish @CharlieSheen and his family the best. With the advancement in treatments and medicine he can fight this disease and live a long life.

“In @CharlieSheen breaking his silence, I hope he joins me in educating the world about HIV/AIDS.”

Magic was diagnosed with HIV way back in 1992. He retired immediately from the NBA as a result, but later made a pair of comebacks.

He has gone on to find success in broadcasting and major success in the business world.

Sheen, meanwhile, told Lauer in their Today Show interview that he does not intend on becoming the “poster man” for this disease.

But he does hope that his admission removes some of the stigma surrounding HIV and encourages others to seek treatment.

View Slideshow: 18 STUNNING Celebrity Confessions

Elsewhere, former Who’s the Boss star Danny Pintauro also released a statement in response to Sheen’s bombshell.

The former child actor, who revealed his HIV positive diagnosis to Oprah this summer, hopes Sheen becomes an unlikely role model for this illness.

“This is an opportunity to learn and teach,” Pintauro says.

“And so I urge you to set aside any negativity and take the time to educate yourself and others instead. Find out about PrEP, a once daily pill to protect against HIV.

“Learn about the amazing advancements in treatment, what ‘undetectable’ means, and how treatment not only helps those with HIV be healthy, but ALSO helps prevent the spread of the disease (TasP).

“Thank the people in your life who are living with HIV for trusting you enough to tell you their truth, and return that trust with support and love.”

GLAAD made similar comments in the wake of Sheen’s reveal, as the organization said it hopes a new light can be shined on the 1.2 million “Americans living full lives with HIV today” as a result of Sheen making the topic relevant again.

Country Music Stars Read Mean Tweets, Crack Us Up

Jimmy Kimmel got involved with some cross-promotion on ABC last night.

Soon after the 2015 Country Music Awards aired on that network, the talk show host treated viewers to another edition of celebrities reading mean Tweets about themselves.

This time, however, only country music stars were invited to read really cruel stuff aloud to the studio audience and millions watching at home.

There was Carrie Underwood, for example, laughing over @thainfamous 365 writing about her:

“Didn’t really like da carrie underwood concert seem do dull it had no excitement bring bcd da soccer team.”

Ouch! We guess! Good luck making sense of that message.

Darius Rucker also proved to be a good sport, sharing a Twitter user’s criticism that read: “Some of my best friends are black but Darrius rucker sucks ass.”

According to a Tim McGraw critic, meanwhile, the artist’s new song was more embarrassing than one’s mother finding one’s penis pump, to which McGraw shot back to the user:

“Reggie, you need to move out, man!”

Even Willie Nelson got in on the Mean Tweets act, going over out a message that suggested marijuana clearly works wonders because Nelson is still alive and he simply won"t die.

"You got it!" he replied, with a big, knowing grin on his face.

As for what made Rascal Flatts laugh uncontrollably? As for who else was the target of pointed, misspelled criticism?

Watch and prepare to LOL many times over now:

Kendall Jenner Tweets About Lamar Odom: What Did She Say?

Kendall Jenner has taken to Twitter to send a simple, heartfelt, desperate plea to her former brother-in-law.

With Lamar Odom in a coma, fighting for his life after falling unconscious while frequenting a brothel in Nevada, the young reality star addressed Odom directly on social media and wrote three simple words:

Please don’t go.

Kendall did not mention Odom or use any hastags in her message, but it’s clear to whom and to what she is referring.

News continues to break regarding Odom’s condition, along with what brought him to a hospital in Las Vegas.

He reportedly spent the weekend at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch South in Pahrump, Nevada, partying with women there and seeming in good spirits, according to the establishment’s owner.

It has been confirmed that Odom was taking an herbal form of Viagra, which can have dangerous side effects, and that he asked for a bottle of alcohol after receiving a disturbing phone call on Sunday.

That call may have alerted Odom to references about him on the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

From there, Odom was discovered by a brothel employee around 3:15 p.m. on Tuesday.

A manager called 911 and followed the order of an operator to turn Odom on his side; this caused a “mucus-type liquid” to come out of the star’s nose and mouth, according to a TMZ insider.

Odom was then transported to a hospital, where Khloe Kardashian soon joined him after learning of the tragic news.

Kobe Bryant is also by the bedside of his former teammate, who remains in a coma and whose heart is reportedly failing him.

The situation is dire, many close to Odom say.

View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: In Thoughts, Prayers of Stars Everywhere

Lamar, of course, has a long history or drug use, dating back to his college days.

He has attended rehab on multiple occasions, but a relapse paid a major role in his eventual divorce from Khloe Kardashian.

Still, long after their split, Khloe and Lamar have remained in contact, with both sides talking openly about their strong feelings for the other.

“She hasn’t left Lamar’s side,” a source tells People of the ongoing situation. “Everyone seems very concerned.”

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind

George Zimmerman Tweets Photo of Trayvon Martin"s Body, Is Still Terrible

Last time we checked on George Zimmerman, he was telling his 11,000 Twitter followers that if Obama had a son he would be a murderer.

Something of an ironic comment coming from an actual murderer, but bizarrely, it was favorited and re-tweeted hundreds of times, because somehow, George Zimmerman still has admirers.

In fact, one of them recently tweeted him a photo of Trayvon Martin’s dead along with a caption reading, “Z-Man is a one man army.”

Zimmerman retweeted the photo and it remained on his page until it was taken down by moderators, because apparently the folks who run Twitter don’t want the site to be a place where admitted killers can display gruesome photos of their victims. Go figure.

Of course, his is far from the first time that Zimmerman has been embroiled in controversy since he was acquitted for killing Martin in 2013.

• Zimmerman has been arrested for domestic violence on more than one occasion.


• He’s been involved in multiple violent altercations, one of which resulted in Zimmerman being shot following a road rage incident.


• Most recently, he incurred the wrath of the Internet when he claimed that killing Martin was part of “God’s plan.”

So yeah, in case you were wondering – George Zimmerman is still the absolute worst. 

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Andrew Garfield CRACKS UP Reading Mean Tweets On Jimmy Kimmel Live! Find Out What Insult Made Him Lose It HERE!

Most celebrities don’t take kindly to total strangers insulting them.

Except Andrew Garfield, who could NOT control his laughter while reading his Mean Tweet on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Related: Andrew Reveals His Thoughts On Fatherhood!

The Amazing Spider-Man star was featured on Wednesday night’s LIVE segment, and thoroughly enjoyed getting virtually roasted by an anonymous Twitter user!

Emily Blunt, Salma Hayek, and Jack Black also participated in the segment — but they didn’t share the same appreciation for their Mean Tweets as Garfield did!

Watch the funny clip (below) to see what got the actor cracking up!

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Jimmy Kimmel"s Mean Tweets Get Another LIVE Reading — This Time Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Liam Neeson, & Bette Midler Get Their Feelings Hurt!

Some of these are just too funny!

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live! we got a second round of Mean Tweets LIVE!

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Liam Neeson, AND Bette Midler all came out and read some mean tweets they’ve gotten in the past.

Related: Watch Bill Nye The Science Guy Read Mean Tweets About Climate Change, Evolution, And More!

Not that anyone deserves that kind of hate, but who would send those kinds of things to The Rock and Liam?! Srsly, we bet they could take most people in a fight — and we bet Miz Midler isn’t so bad herself!

Ch-ch-check out the video (below) to see the hate these celebs received!

[Image via ABC.]

Jimmy Kimmel"s Mean Tweets Get Another LIVE Reading — This Time Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Liam Neeson, & Bette Midler Get Their Feelings Hurt!

Some of these are just too funny!

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live! we got a second round of Mean Tweets LIVE!

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Liam Neeson, AND Bette Midler all came out and read some mean tweets they’ve gotten in the past.

Related: Watch Bill Nye The Science Guy Read Mean Tweets About Climate Change, Evolution, And More!

Not that anyone deserves that kind of hate, but who would send those kinds of things to The Rock and Liam?! Srsly, we bet they could take most people in a fight — and we bet Miz Midler isn’t so bad herself!

Ch-ch-check out the video (below) to see the hate these celebs received!

[Image via ABC.]

Transgender Woman Live Tweets Horrific TSA Experience

Shadi Petosky, a transgender television writer and producer, has gone viral for all the wrong reasons.

In a series of Tweets on Monday afternoon, Petosky shared the traumatic endeavor she suffered through when simply trying to get to her gate for a flight.

The experience took place at an Orlando-area airport and we"ll let Petosky take it from here…

1. Wait… what is this?!?

It’s not a weapon, we can assure you, officers.

2. Be a man!

Because the machine cares what gender it checks? Or because the agent chose this moment to take some kind of moral stand?

3. Spreading the word

Petosky says she Tweeted this experience so this hopefully would never happen to another transgender individual.

4. Who cares?!?

Sorry, we’re getting upset here. Is she a danger to her fellow passengers? No? Then LET HER THROUGH!

5. Is this the angriest face you have?

Because it doesn’t do a sufficient job of expressing the proper outrage here.

6. We ask again:

Is the phone a danger to other passengers? No? Just a danger to your reputation? Ah, okay then.

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23 Dumb Tweets That Have Actually Been Sent

As has been well-documented, celebrities often Tweet dumb things.

But they aren"t alone!

Below, we"ve collected a series of the dumbest, most confounding, most asinine Twitter messages that have ever been sent. We"re not seeing the people who sent these Tweets are stupid.

But… well… they likely aren"t any brain surgeons in the group either:

1. Such a Nice Sentiment

Such a hilariously misguided notion of the meaning behind a certain September holiday.

2. Who is Robin Williams?

That would be Robin Thicke. Need we rundown all the ways in which he is different from Robin Williams?

3. Not Funny

We accept that this person may have been kidding. But is a digusting sense of humor any better than sheer, insane ignorance?

4. Keep Your Sex Life Private Please!

Also, learn how to spell “cologne.”

5. His Heart is in the Right Place

But he’ll never be able to find the body part to which he’s referring here.

6. Lend Them Your Car?

We mean, they probably will need a few rides in the future.

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