Showing posts with label Tweets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tweets. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Cheyenne Floyd: Losing Teen Mom OG Gig After Disturbing Tweets Surface?


Over the weekend, we learned that Cheyenne Floyd, star of MTV reality shows like The Challenge and Are You the One?, would be taking Farrah Abraham"s place on Teen Mom OG.


It seemed like a weird choice, but it also seemed like a choice we were stuck with.


At least, that"s what it seemed like a few days ago.


Now? Well, after some very questionable posts that Cheyenne once made on Twitter have come to light, Cheyenne"s place on Teen Mom OG isn"t looking so certain anymore …




1. Meet Cheyenne


Cheyenne floyd photo

If you weren’t familiar with this girl, here’s Cheyenne. You may know her from shows like MTV’s dating show, Are You the One?, or from another of their reality shows, The Challenge.



2. … And Now Teen Mom!


Cheyenne floyd and a beverage

Or you may know her from hearing the recent news that she’s joining the cast of Teen Mom OG, taking over Farrah Abraham’s spot.



3. "Teen Mom," Eh?


Cheyenne floyd and cory wharton with daughter

Cheyenne shares a one-year-old daughter named Ryder with Cory Wharton, another MTV reality star. She’s 25 years old herself, which means that she was never even a teen mom, which is odd.



4. So …


Cheyenne floyd and daughter

That’s pretty much the deal with Cheyenne. Not a teen mom, never a teen mom, but still, going to be a cast member on Teen Mom OG. She’s reportedly all set to start filming sometime this week, if she hasn’t started already.



5. What’s Up, Ladies?


Catelynn lowell amber portwood and maci bookout

So far, none of the other Teen Mom OG cast members have commented on the news, though we can’t imagine they’re too thrilled — Catelynn has specifically stated that she thought they should leave the show alone with just herself, Amber Portwood, and Maci Bookout as the main cast.



6. Uh Oh …


Cheyenne floyd breastfeeding

But after this new little piece of news, we imagine lots of people will have lots of feelings.


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Saturday, June 2, 2018

Buffalo Wild Wings Twitter Gets Hacked, Racist and Vulgar Tweets Deleted

Buffalo Wild Wings just became the latest victim of an apparent Twitter hacking — perhaps by the Russians, perhaps by a rogue employee — but either way … it wasn’t very nice. The sports bar franchise’s official Twitter page fired off several…


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Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Roseanne Barr Breaks Silence on Sitcom Cancelation, Tweets Up a Storm Once Again

Less than 24 hours after claiming she was leaving Twitter, Roseanne Barr has returned to Twitter.


This time, however, the controversial comedian has fewer racist “jokes” to make at the expense of African-Americans.



On Tuesday morning, Roseanne wrote that former Barack Obama advisor Valerie Jarrett was what would happen if the “Muslim brotherhood [and] planet of the apes had a baby.”


The actress eventually deleted this horrible insult, but not before it spread around the Internet and ABC reacted by canceling her sitcom.


In a statement, ABC Presidence Channing Dungey said that the huge ratings for Season 10 of the rebooted series no longer warranted a Season 11, not when the show’s star had expressed such inappropriate views.


“Roseanne’s Twitter statement is abhorrent, repugnant and inconsistent with our values, and we have decided to cancel her show,” said Dungey.


This network decision has been applauded all non-racists around the globe.



Roseanne, meanwhile, issued an apology shortly after garnering an extreme amount of backlash online, Tweeting:


I apologize to Valerie Jarrett and to all Americans. I am truly sorry for making a bad joke about her politics and her looks. I should have known better. Forgive me – my joke as in bad taste.


Few folks are forgiving Barr, however, considering her history of being an awful person.


Now, in the wake of this controversy, Roseanne has walked back her claim that she was leaving social media and commented at length on her show’s cancelation.


“Don’t feel sorry for me, guys!!-I just want to apologize to the hundreds of people,and wonderful writers (all liberal) and talented actors who lost their jobs on my show due to my stupid tweet,” Barr wrote, adding:


“I will be on Joe Rogan’s podcast friday.”


She was far from done, however.


“I did something unforgiveable so do not defend me,” she added, prior to making an excuse for her racism:


“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting-it was memorial day too-i went 2 far & do not want it defended-it was egregious Indefensible [sic].


“I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.”



Aside from the lame ambien defense, this may sound all well and good to some.


Roseanne is clearly sorry, right?


Except she has since re-Tweeted a large number of Conversative voices who have, indeed, defended her position and her opinions and think this is yet another Liberal conspiracy.


To wit:




Roseanne Barr RTs


In a now-deleted tweet, Barr also wrote an apology to Jarrett once again, addressing President Obama’s close friend as follows:


“@ValerieJarrett I want to apologize to you. I am very sorry to have hurt you. I hope you can accept this sincere apology!”


Jarrett, meanwhile, has mostly taken the high road in response to her name randomly and terribly being bantered about in this fashion.


“I think we have to turn it into a teaching moment,” she said yesterday in response, adding that Roseanne’s remarks reflect a greater issue in society than her hurt feeling:


“I’m fine. I’m worried about all the people out there who don’t have a circle of friends and followers who come right to their defense.


“The person who is walking down the street minding their own business and they see somebody cling to their purse, or run across the street, or every black parent I know who has a boy who has to sit down and have a conversation — the talk — as we call it.


“As you say, those ordinary examples of racism that happen every single day.”




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But back to Barr:


In a series of other Tweets she has since erased, Barr repeats the stance of one follower who thinks ABC is acting in a hypocritical manner.


“I’m calling on @ABCNetwork @Disney to uphold their “standards” by firing @JoyVBehar for calling Christians mentally ill,” this person (and Roseanne) wrote.


“You can’t treat @therealroseanne one way because she supports @realDonaldTrump & allow Joy Behar to remain employed. #BoycottABC #StandWithRoseanne #Roseanne.”


But then after this, Roseanne said:


Please don’t start all of that boycott abc stuff-I’m not a censor and they have the right to do what they wish. It’ all ok. thanks tho guys.



Roseanne was the number-one scripted series of last season with a 6.4 rating among 18-49-year olds, according to The Hollywood Reporter.


The Wrap reports that Paramount Network, TV Land and CMT have pulled all reruns of the series.


Based on her Twitter spree last night, it’s very possible that Roseanne really was on ambien when she originally Tweeted about Jarrett and was also on ambien in these rambling responses to the scandal.


But plenty of celebrities take sleeping pills and/or other types of medication.


It says something about Roseanne’s personal beliefs that when she does so, this filth comes out of her virtual mouth.



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Monday, May 14, 2018

Tyler Baltierra"s Latest Tweets Have Fans Concerned About His Health

Tyler Baltierra is one of the more beloved husbands in the Teen Mom franchise in large part due to how candid he’s been regarding his struggles with mental illness.


Last month, Baltierra revealed that he suffers from bipolar disorder, and he was widely applauded for helping to de-stigmatize the condition by discussing it openly.



Of course, now fans are on the alert and many have been looking for signs of a manic or depressive episodes in every word that Tyler posts on his social media accounts.


Rumors that Baltierra is suicidal have been circulating for the past week, and it seems his latest tweets have only led to increased concern from some of his followers.


The strange thing is, the tweet that’s attracting the most attention sees Tyler revealing one of his favorite therapeutic activities.


“I have always loved writing & as a kid I used to write poetry, I had pages full of it!” Baltierra wrote.


“But I gave it up when I got a little older & ended up throwing it all away. I’ve been inspired recently to pick it back up & I’m on a mission to refill my notebook! #SelfCare #MyOwnTherapy”



On its own, the tweet would likely give the impression that Tyler is in a very good place these days.


But he posted it along with some snippets of his poetry, and fans are worried about the references to suicide and self-harm that appear in Baltierra’s verse.


“From on top of this mountain, I’ll cut these ties, not my wrists,” he writes in one poem.


“I’ll fight with these words, instead of my fists,” he continues.


“I’ll take this newfound strength, leap & fly out of this cage & I’ll make sure I’m the only one who’s in control & I’m the only one who’s turning the page!”



It sounds to us like Tyler’s feeling empowered and optimistic these days, but many of his followers just can’t get over that reference to self-harm.


The issue, it seems, is that suicide is on Tyler’s mind at all, even as an option that he staunchly rejects.


Ever since he went public with his diagnosis of bipolar disorder, fans have been on the lookout for the jarring mood swings that often characterize the disorder.


And many are concerned that self-harm will remain in Baltierra’s thoughts during one of his inevitable depressive lows.


It’s not hard to see why they’re concerned, but ultimately, this amounts to armchair psychotherapy from people who don’t know enough about Tyler or his condition to make predictions about what will happen next.


Watch Teen Mom OG online for more on Tyler and wife Catelynn Lowell’s struggles with mental illness.



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Friday, April 27, 2018

Bills Will Forgive Josh Allen for Racist Tweets, Says Fred Jackson

Josh Allen will get a chance to prove he’s not a racist idiot when he gets to Buffalo Bills training camp — so says Bills legend Fred Jackson, who thinks the players will forgive Allen’s teenage tweets.  Of course, Allen has already…


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Thursday, April 26, 2018

Josh Allen Apologizes for Racist Tweets, "Young and Dumb"

Josh Allen — one of the top QBs in the NFL Draft — is apologizing for dropping the n-word on Twitter years ago … saying he was “young and dumb.” The tweets surfaced Wednesday night … one day before the draft — and Allen had posted them to his…


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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Southwest Flight Makes Emergency Landing, Passenger Tweets CRAZY Details

WARNING TO ALL READERS:


You may not want to read the rest of this post if you ever want to fly in an airplane ever again…




sw plane


On Tuesday afternoon, a Southwest Airlines flight en route from LaGuardia Airport in New York to Dallas made an emergency landing in Philadelphia after one of the engines blew and a passenger got nearly sucked out of a window as a result.


As confirmed by a map via FlightAware, Southwest Flight 1380 was headed west/southwest when it took a sharp turn east, back towards Philadelphia.


Accounts from passengers on board have confirmed that an engine on the left side of the plane exploded mid-flight, causing shrapnel to fly across the aisle.


Incredibly, only one person was injured from the blast and he/she was tended to by medical personnel aboard the aircraft.


“We are aware that Southwest flight #1380 from New York La Guardia (LGA) to Dallas Love Field (DAL) has diverted to Philadelphia International Airport (PHL),” said Southwest in a statement, adding:


“We are in the process of transporting Customers and Crew into the terminal. The aircraft, a Boeing 737-700, has 143 Customers and five Crewmembers onboard.


“We are in the process of gathering more information.


“Safety is always our top priority at Southwest Airlines, and we are working diligently to support our Customers and Crews at this time.”




sw statement


As news continues to break regarding exactly what happened, passengers have started to share photos from the plane on social media.


For example, Kristopher Johnson snapped the picture below and shared it to Twitter, thanking the Southwest crew “for a great job getting us to the ground safely after losing in engine.”


Marty Martinez, meanwhile, shared a Facebook live video that depicts him with an oxygen mask on.


“Something is wrong with our plane! It appears we are going down! Emergency landing!!” he says in the footage.




blown engine


Martinez later talked to CBS News after the plane had landed in Philadelphia, explaining something went wrong about a half hour into the trip.


“All of a sudden, we heard an explosion and I come to find out that the engine exploded on the left side of the plane,” he said.


“That explosion caused one of the windows to explode in row 17 of the plane, which was just two aisles over from me.”


Added Martinez:


“I thought I was cataloging the last moments of my existence. It was absolutely terrifying.”




scary flight


Then there was Todd Baur, the father of one passenger onboard, who told NBC Philadelphia that a woman was nearly sucked out of the broken window.


She “was partially … was drawn out towards the out of the plane” and “was pulled back in by other passengers,” Baur said, adding that she was taken to a hospital for evaluation.


Philadelphia Airport has Tweeted that passengers should expect delays following an order (since lifted) from the Federal Aviation Administration that had been preventing flights en route to Philadelphia from taking off.


Crazy, right?


While this near-catastrophe might scare some folks away some flying, it may actually encourage others to feel even safer in the sky.


After all… an engine actually blew up and the plane was still able to land safely, with no fatalities.


Pretty amazing, no?




down plane


UPDATE: The FAA has issued its statement on what happened to Southwest flight 1380.


It reads as follows:


Southwest Airlines Flight 1380 landed at Philadelphia International Airport this morning after the crew reported damage to one of the aircraft’s engines, as well as the fuselage and at least one window.


The aircraft, which departed from New York LaGuardia Airport, diverted to Philadelphia, where it landed at 11:20 a.m. Eastern.


Passengers exited the aircraft using air stairs. Please contact local emergency response officials for information on the condition of the passengers.


The FAA is investigating the incident and the National Transportation Safety Board has been notified. The NTSB will be in charge of the investigation.


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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Donte DiVincenzo Deletes Tweets After N-Word Post Surfaces

Villanova star Donte DiVincenzo had a busy night — after he led the Wildcats to an NCAA title, he deleted thousands of old tweets … including one that featured the n-word.  As DiVincenzo heated up during the game, people started combing…


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Donte DiVincenzo Deletes Tweets After N-Word Post Surfaces

Villanova star Donte DiVincenzo had a busy night — after he led the Wildcats to an NCAA title, he deleted thousands of old tweets … including one that featured the n-word.  As DiVincenzo heated up during the game, people started combing…


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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Stormy Daniels Tweets About Sleeping with Trump

Donald Trump is having a no good, very bad … couple of years. And things seem to be poised to get worse.


Stormy Daniels is suing Trump, as her legal team believes that the NDA that prevents her from speaking directly about their alleged affair is void for multiple reasons.


But even if she can’t speak out directly, she’s still finding ways to talk about their alleged affair.



Word to the wise:


Do not antagonize Stephanie “Stormy Daniels” Clifford on social media.


She is not going to take that lying down. (No joke intended)


A Trump supporter took to Twitter to voice their condemnation of Stormy and attempt to slut-shame her for being a sex-worker. Many Trump supporters, embarrassed by yet another scandal surrounding the Orange In Chief, hope to intimidate her into silence.


This backfired spectacularly, as Stormy — while avoiding disclosing any details — hit back with a tweet of her own.




Stormy Daniels Tweets about Trump Affair


“Technically I didn’t sleep with the POTUS 12 years ago. There was no sleeping (hehe) and he was just a goofy reality TV star. But I digress…People DO care that he lied about it, had me bullied, broke laws to cover it up, etc. And PS…I am NOT going anywhere. xoxoxo”


Note that she accuses Trump of lying, bullying, and law-breaking (things that most Americans have observed him doing regularly for years), but very carefully does not say anything about sex.


She simply says that she did not sleep with him.


You have to love seeing her turn that euphemism on its head and use it literally.


She is, as the youths say, serving up that tea.



Stormy continued when asked if she was worried about being unlikable by being involved in this political scandal.


“Do you seriously think I give a flying f–k if people ‘like’ me? I’d have become a kindergarten teacher if that was my goal in life. And for someone who doesn’t want to ‘see’ me, you took the time to come to my twitter and type a message to me? OK”


If you’ve ever been friends with an elementary education major, you know the type well.


Someone then replied, asking if, technically, her job is to make people like her.


“Technically, it is my job to get dicks to grow…which I have a pretty good record of doing judging by my long career in front of/behind the camera in porn. I got some cool awards, too!”


Sex workers don’t need to be ashamed of their jobs, and Stormy has good reason to be proud of her work.



Many have assumed that Stormy Daniels is looking for a big payday to tell her story, but she is shooting down this rumor.


“I was NOT paid a dime for the interview with 60 Minutes (or anything else relating to telling this story).”


That really quashes a lot of arguments that she’s just money-hungry and wasn’t satisfied with the $ 130,000 in hush money.


It sounds like Stormy’s real goal is to expose the truth.


People have tried to degrade her online, but she’s not having it.


“I really question the priorities of someone more worried about the quality of a pornstar than a president. The only decisions I’m really responsible for is what position I want to do next & what color lipgloss best compliments my costar’s penis. SMH”


Don’t come for her, folks. She will roast you online. Most of the critical tweets that she quotes have since been deleted.



A number of Trump supporters shrug off this story (from Stormy and from other brave women who are coming forward), saying that she’s simply lying.


We suppose that she could be making this up … but that’s not what Stormy’s lie-detector test results say.


See, she took a polygraph back in 2011 to verify her story, though the interview was only published this year.


(Trump is accused of using this tactic of using money and connections to bury stories before they’re ever released, often through media companies)


In the polygraph test, Stormy answered “yes” to questions like:


“Around July 2006, did you have vaginal intercourse with Donald Trump?” and “Around July 2006, did you have unprotected sex with Donald Trump?”


The polygraph confirmed her answer for both.


Of course, polygraphs can be beaten, but that usually requires careful training and preparation. One struggles to imagine what her motive might have been for doing so in 2011.


That would have been a lot of trouble to undergo just to slightly embarrass a foolish reality star.



Now is probably a good time to remind everyone that Stormy Daniels is raising funds so that she can expose the truth about Trump.


These funds go directly to her attorney to pay her daunting legal fees as Trump and his allies attempt to silence her with legal muscle.


It has been revealed that Stormy has also been physically threatened, though it is unclear whether this was done by someone directly working with Trump or merely a fan hoping to intimidate her into silence.


Hopefully, her upcoming 60 Minutes interview will tell us more.



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Monday, March 19, 2018

Derick Dillard Trolls Universe with Bizarre Pro-Life Tweets

As Counting On fans know, Jill Duggar’s husband Derick Dillard loves to use social media as a platform to troll pretty much everyone.


His latest missive was certainly no exception.



Yes, the man who calls out transgender teens and regularly comes up with new ways to scam fans for money still doesn’t know when to quit.


Derick, who was fired by TLC in late 2017, isn’t letting that slow him down – if anything, he seems more emboldened than ever.


Never one to back down from his views or defending them, the father of two has become downright antagonistic on Twitter of late.


On Friday, the staunchly pro-life Arkansan shared an article about a pro-life bill in Iowa that would ban abortion very early in pregnancy.


This state law would prohibit the procedure as soon as an embryo has a detectable heartbeat, and Derick couldn’t be happier about it.



Derick wrote in celebration of this news:


“This is great! Laws country-wide are getting closer to making ALL murder illegal. Progress IS being made. Equality for all!”


Now that is some serious trolling.


Twitter users immediately seized on the controversial star’s word choice of “equality,” given his, um, history of intolerance.


Specifically, Derick’s hateful and repeated transphobic comments about Jazz Jennings, which led to his firing from TLC.


“Hypocrisy at its finest,” one fan wrote.



The fan continued with this question:


“I’m wondering … does ‘equality for all!’ include transgender people, Derick? Just curious where your ‘for ALL’ line is drawn.”


Another Twitter responded that abortions should not be illegal because this could claim lives, not save them as Derick posits.


Terminating a pregnancy could save the life of the mother in certain situations, and banning the practice could be fatal to the mother.


His confusing response to that?



“What about all the people in this world who rely on somebody else to live??” Derick shot back. “Should we just kill all those people??!”


Other irate fans noted that Derick is a man, and thus is in no position to talk about abortions and female reproductive rights.


Not only that, but someone told him:


“You were literally a virgin up until about [two years] ago. Pretty sure your opinion about my uterus and my body is a moot point!!!!!”


Derick, of course, subscribes the well-documented Duggar family doctrine of chaperoned dates and side-hugging before marriage. 




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Dillard married Jill in June 2014, so he’s been boning for almost four years if you want to get technical, but the fan’s point was made.


In response, Derick … tried to invoke religion to try to establish some correlation between one’s virginity and ability to form an opinion.


Yeah, we’re as confused as you are. He wrote:


“Pretty sure Jesus Christ was a virgin his whole life, and the western world bases its calendar system on the man’s life.”


“And while we’re talking about moot points.”



Derick’s endgame is a mystery. It’s hard to understand what he’s going for with his scorched earth social media campaign. 


If Dillard’s goal is to make headlines and remain relevant by burning every remaining bridge he can find, then well done sir.


Well done.


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Thursday, March 1, 2018

"Girl With No Job" Apologizes for Racist Tweets, Outed as Pamela Geller"s Daughter (UPDATE)

7:25 AM PT — Oath Inc. — which owns AOL — has canceled the Oshry sisters’ YouTube show, “The Morning Breath,” and is launching an investigation into the latest revelations about the family. The ‘Girl With No Job’ might soon be the Girl With…


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Saturday, February 3, 2018

P!nk"s Boobs & Trump"s Tweets Star in This Year"s Super Bowl Prop Bets

P!nk’s cleavage and Donald Trump’s Twitter fingers can both get you PAID during this year’s Super Bowl … if you’re willing to throw down some bread on prop bets! There are a ton of wild wagers on the big game … and, like they’ve…


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Monday, January 29, 2018

24 Tweets That Totally (and Tragically?) Sum Up Marriage


"Til Death Do You Part, huh?


Are you sure about that?


The following Twitter messages may cause you to think twice.


We (mostly) kid, but these jokes and observations do sum up married life pretty darn well.


Scroll through them now and prepare to nod along vigorously if you"re a husband or a wife…




1. Get Used To It, Fellas


Get used to it fellas

This is just the way things are… and the way things always will be.



2. How Dare You?!?


How dare you

I’ve got a good comeback to that. Just give me a few months to think of it, okay?



3. You Can’t Win, Guys


You cant win guys

She knows everything. Just agree the first time and you’ll be best off. Trust us.



4. Terwdfsnserddsguwep[up


Terwdfsnserddsguwep up

“No, you are the one who needs to grow up!” is what this translates to, it’s just that the husband has many gummy bears in his mouth.



5. Parenting. Win.


Parenting win

For us, that is, not so much for the parents whose kid is crying that hard.



6. There are Other Topics of Conversation


There are other topics of conversation

But this is the main one, let’s be honest.


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Friday, January 26, 2018

Donald Trump to Piers Morgan: Why Should I Apologize For Racist Tweets?

The campaign and presidency of Donald Trump have brought all manner of D-list boot-lickers out of the woodwork, many of whom have attempted to forge second careers out of their willingness to publicly fellate the Donald.


Scott Baio, Omarosa, Ted Nugent, and Stacey Dash are just some of the lackeys to emerge from the “where are they now?” file in hopes of winning Trump’s favor.



But of all the has-beens who have put their remnants of their reputations on the line for a man who clearly has no loyalty to his minions (ask Steve Bannon about that one) perhaps none is more perplexing than Piers Morgan.


In the States, Morgan might be best known as the guy who once co-hosted a cut-rate talent show with Sharon Osbourne, but in his native UK, he still has a career.


As the host of Good Morning Britain is basically the British equivalent of Matt Lauer … and we say that with full awareness that Lauer is a creep who was despised by his co-workers and received praise only when he announced his decision to finally go away.


On this morning’s show, Piers was as giddy as a schoolgirl, having finally secured an interview with his longtime Twitter crush, DJT.


For the most part, Morgan lobbed a bunch of softball nonsense at the president, but remarkably, he did actually broach a difficult subject by bringing up Trump’s retweets of Britain First, a bigoted hate group whose views have been universally condemned by British politicians.



Trump didn’t deny that he retweeted the group three times (“Well, three times. Boom, boom, boom. Quickly. Yeah,” he hilariously described the action), but he also refused to apologize for one of the dumbest moves of a presidency characterized solely by dumb moves.


“Here’s what’s fair: If you’re telling me they’re horrible, racist people I would certainly apologize, if you’d like me to do that. I know nothing about them,” Trump said.


When Morgan basically replied, “That’s some Palin-caliber word salad there, boss, but folks hane more finely-tuned BS detectors on this side of the pond,” Trump elaborated thusly:


“I don’t want to be involved with people like that. But you’re telling me about these people because I know nothing about these people.”


That was apparently good enough for Piers who took to Twitter after the interview to declare that Trump had “publicly apologised.”



Now, obviously, dumb Trump tweets are nothing new, but the Britain First links took things to a dangerous new level, as for the first time, the president was presenting an immediate physical threat to civilians of an allied nation.


Britain First followers have been known to engage in racially-charged hate crimes, and when their views are legitimized by none other than the president of the United States, it makes life measurably more dangerous for civilians in the UK and throughout the world.


As this week’s CNN threats reminded us, the president’s words have real-world consequences, and what’s nothing more than a petty social media feud to Trump is a literal call to arms for some of his followers.


But hey, if his apology is good enough for Piers Morgan, were sure it’s good enough to quell the homicidal rage of a heavily-armed far-right militia group.



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Friday, December 29, 2017

Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets About Global Warming & Vanity Fair, Gets Savagely Roasted

Look, we understand that headline’s not gonna please anyone.


Either you’re a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you’re part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn’t go nearly far enough.



But hey, our New Year’s resolution is to piss off as many people as many people as possible, and we decided to get an early start!


We kid, of course.


Resolving to offend people in 2018 is like resolving to breathe in and out. It’s gonna happen no matter what, and it doesn’t require any active effort.


For evidence of just how easy it is to piss off tens of millions of people these days, you need look no further than the tweets of America’s P-ssy-Grabber-In-Chief, Captain Offensive Pants.


No doubt still clad in a Trump Hotel bathrobe, the president frequently outrages half the planet before he’s even dropped his morning Big Mac deuce.



While our more heathen-y presidents may have taken the holidays off in order to drink Starbucks and slaughter a virgin, the Trump Train kept right on rolling! 


By which we mean the 71-year-old leader of the free world spent the season of peace talking enough trash on social media to shame a recently-dumped middle school girl or a butthurt Star Wars fan.


And who were the Donald’s targets this time around?


Well, there was Vanity Fair, which committed the grievous offense of cracking jokes about a woman Donald once threatened to imprison, and then there was planet Earth, which has apparently pissed Trump off by continuing to exist despite his apocalyptic environmental policies.


First, some context:



In case you haven’t heard, it’s effing cold in the northeast. Like, even by “winter in the northeast” standards.


Someone told this to Donald, and his response was apparently to crack his knuckles and start sticking it to the libs:


“In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!”


Now, hopefully, we don’t have to tell you that’s a dumb thing to say or point out that weather and climate are not the same thing.


A cold day isn’t an indication that the planet is stable anymore than a single hot day is evidence that it’s heating up.


The world’s scientists are concerned due to data collected over several decades which indicates a disturbing trend toward hotter … ya know what? Let’s just move on to less-terrifying idiocy…



As you may have heard, there was controversy this week over a video posted by Vanity Fair, in which several staffers expressed their 100 percent-justified belief that Hillary Clinton should probably step away from the political arena for the foreseeable future.


The situation outraged the president, not because of the content of the clip, but because VF dared to issue an apology for the sake of those who found the video offensive.


“Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs, is bending over backwards in apologizing for the minor hit they took at Crooked H. Anna Wintour, who was all set to be Amb to Court of St James’s & a big fundraiser for CH, is beside herself in grief & begging for forgiveness!” Trump tweeted.


Never mind that our commander-in-chief is still devoting his days to picking petty fights with various media outlets, Anna Wintour is the editor of Vogue, not Vanity Fair.


Sure, they both star with “V,” but if we Donald off easy on this one, next week he’ll be referring to Justin Trudeau as the prime minister of Cambodia.


Needless to say, Trump was roasted to a crisp over both tweets, but sadly seeing our president get savagely corn-cobbed by the entirety of Twitter is one of the many things we’ve been forced to get used to in 2017.


Cheers to the new year!


*guzzles larce quantity of Dran-O*



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Friday, December 8, 2017

Jenelle Evans Tweets About David Eason"s Cancer, Stuns Fans

Jenelle Evans and David Eason have endured a lot in their short time together.


Obviously, many–if not most–of their problems are self-created, but the newlyweds have also been dealt some bad hands by fate.



Earlier this week, one of Jenelle’s Twitter followers threw some mortality shade in what might be a candidate for Most Random Tweet of the Year.


“Taller people have shorter life expectencies. Just throwing this in the mix,” the hater wrote beneath a photo from Jenelle and David’s wedding.


Yes, someone looked at a photo of a smiling couple that had just tied the knot and thought, “Whatever, the guy’s gonna die soon, anyway.”


Fortunately, Jenelle apparently has fans, and many of them jumped to her defense, informing the Angel of Death that her tweet was obnoxious and out of line.


Initially, it looked like Jenelle would sit this one out, but eventually, she chimed in with a revelation that left fans stunned.



“Especially because he’s a cancer survivor…” Evans tweeted.


Asked for clarification, Evans wrote:


“Uhm..He had a thyroidectomy, why do you think he has a scar across his throat? He just doesn’t scream it out to everyone. It’s scary for us to deal with.”


Yes, it seems David survived a bout with thyroid cancer.


Jenelle went on to reveal that his treatment was long and difficult–and his family offered nothing in the way of support:


“He had radiation therapy,” Evans wrote, adding:



“Of course none of his family was there helping him either going through this. If you only knew the truth.”


Fans were aware that Eason has endured a difficult past, but this is the first time that Jenelle has spoken about his battle with cancer.


She did not go into detail with regard to how long ago the treatment took place.


Currently, Jenelle and David are going through yet another difficult time.


It was revealed today that Jenelle has accused her mother, Barbara Eason, of abusing her son Jace.


Jenelle called the police on Barbara last month, but no arrests were made.


Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on the turbulent life of the woman dubbed the Carolina Hurricane.



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Monday, November 20, 2017

Deepak Chopra Says Trump"s LaVar Ball Tweets Prove He"s Sick, Unfit as Prez

Donald Trump’s Twitter hate against LaVar Ball and others is proof that he’s sick and unfit to be president — so says alternative medicine guru Deepak Chopra. “I feel he’s in a lot of pain and suffering. He probably never got…


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Monday, October 9, 2017

Jemele Hill Suspended By ESPN Over Jerry Jones Tweets

ESPN has suspended “SportsCenter” anchor Jemele Hill for 2 weeks — after she “violated social media guidelines” by encouraging people upset with Jerry Jones to boycott his sponsors.  Hill was reacting to the Dallas Cowboys owners’ statement…


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Sunday, October 8, 2017

Woman Drops iPhone Out Window, Tweets Traumatic Rescue


A woman named Liz Bertorelli has gone viral for overcoming a legitimate personal crisis this month:


She dropped her iPhone out her apartment window and watched helplessly as it lay on her neighbor"s balcony… for days.


Why was she unable to retrieve it? Why couldn"t her neighbors simply help out? How did she put one foot in front of the other and go on with her life following such a traumatic event?


Thankfully, Liz Tweeted a majority of this harrowing tale in real time.


Scroll down for a story of tragedy and then eventual triumph…




1. What Did I Do?!?


What did i do

Follow-up question: What do I do now?!?



2. Phew. It Will Be Okay Now, Right?


Phew it will be okay now right

They’ll see the note and contact me and this nightmare will be over soon…



3. NOOOOOO!


Noooooo

And what will happen to the phone if it rains?!?



4. I’m Batman


Im batman

Or I will be if need be.



5. I Did Watch MagGyver One Time


I did watch maggyver one time

Maybe I can do this.



6. No.


No

Have you ever seen Romeo and Juliet?


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