Anthony Davis’ famous unibrow is now broken in two … unless this is a slightly early April Fool’s joke. The NBA star, aka “The Brow,” posted a vid of himself shaving off the middle section of his moniker, but the footage is a little sketchy. The…
Saturday, March 31, 2018
Victoria"s Secret Model Busted For Weed
Victoria’s Secret model Maggie Laine is no stranger to posing … which may be why she takes an excellent mugshot. Maggie was busted for weed back on St. Patrick’s Day in Muscogee County, Georgia … where the sticky icky isn’t legal. Maggie,…
Cesar Millan"s Dogs Chase Burglar Away from Family Home
Cesar Millan has way better home security than a stupid alarm system … territorial dogs that thwarted a burglary. Law enforcement sources tell us a prowler showed up at Cesar’s home Thursday night, opened the door to his unlocked car parked…
Chelsea Houska Shares ADORABLE New Photo of Her Baby Bump!
Sometimes it feels so strange to talk about Chelsea Houska, you know?
Strange, but also very, very refreshing.
It’s just that there’s always a ton of Teen Mom gossip to get into, but it’s usually stuff like Ryan Edwards’ arrest, Jenelle Evans’ moronic NRA statements, or truly upsetting updates on Catelynn Lowell’s mental health.
It’s rare to have a piece of purely good news when it comes to this crew, but whenever that little unicorn of a Teen Mom story comes by, it usually has to do with Chelsea.
Even though she shares her oldest child, Aubree, with Adam Lind, who is probably the worst person ever featured on any Teen Mom anything, she’s been doing well for herself for the past few years.
She got married to Cole DeBoer, who is impossibly handsome and also an amazing father figure for Aubree.
In January of last year, they welcomed adorable little Watson to the family, and everyone was thrilled to have him.
Chelsea and her family just seem genuinely happy in a way that none of the other people on the show do — even when other cast members have good moments, they’re usually overshadowed by some kind of sadness.
That’s probably part of the reason why it was so extra, extra precious when she revealed earlier this month that she and Cole are adding to their family once again!
After several months of talking about baby fever and wanting a house full of babies, Chelsea revealed that she’s actually pregnant.
She even let us know that she’s having a baby girl!
She shared an ultrasound photo on Instagram to share the good news, writing “….GUESS WHAT! A sweet baby girl will be joining the DeBoer clan in a few short months! We could not be more excited!”
Shortly after dropping the news, she shared a photo of her baby bump, which was pretty tiny, as she’s not that far along.
We don’t know an exact due date yet, but it sounds like it’s sometime in September — she did say that she’d probably give birth in August, since her babies tend to come out a little early.
At the time of her announcement, she also said that she was “about 4 months” along.
Pregnancies are funny things though, because it’s just been a little over two weeks since we heard the good news, right?
And yesterday, Chelsea was sweet enough to share another shot of her bump — that baby girl is growing fast!
“Oh hey little baby girl,” she captioned the photo — she also explained that her goofy headband wasn’t a new fashion statement, just something she wears while she’s doing her makeup.
So not only do we get to see the bump, we also get to see the extraordinarily rare sight of Chelsea Houska with minimal makeup!
Oh, what a glorious day!
And, of course, Chelsea’s fans strongly agree.
“Your belly is so cute!” one person wrote. “Congrats to you and your growing family!”
Another follower told her “So Happy for all 3 1/2 of you! Chelsea, thank you for sharing!”
Then, proving that some of her fans love her beyond all reason, someone actually commented “You could legit rock that headband out in public!!! Congrats on #3!”
We don’t know about the headband thing, but with everything else, we strongly agree.
Congrats again, DeBoers!
Mackenzie Standifer: Is She Divorcing Ryan Edwards?!
There’s been a seriously overwhelming amount of drama going down with Ryan Edwards this week, huh?
It’s all been very interesting, but once you remember that he’s a real person with a real family and not just a character on a television show …
Well, it gets a whole lot more depressing, we’ll say that much.
To recap, Ryan was arrested earlier this week at his home in Chattanooga for violating his probation — because oh yeah, he was also arrested last year.
Unlike Mackenzie Standifer — or as Maci Bookout likes to call her, “his snake of a wife” — said, he was arrested last March, not last April, for simple possession of heroin.
He was pulled over and found with the drugs and with some needles, which is definitely not legal, so boom, arrested.
After that, he was put on probation, and a few reports have been claiming that he was required to take regular drug tests, but he missed his test this week, which was why he got arrested this time around.
This part still doesn’t make total sense, because if he was getting regular drug tests anyway, why would such a big plot point in this season of Teen Mom OG be about him failing to take a test to see Bentley?
Anyway, he was arrested, and whatever the exact reason, it’s not good news.
Also this week, there was another Tinder scandal — a woman came forward with screenshots of a flirtatious exchange she had with him, just like last time.
And in the middle of all this, it was revealed that Ryan and Mackenzie are expecting their first child together.
See what we mean when we said this was an overwhelming amount of drama?
And to think, it’s already getting a whole lot worse.
As we said, Mackenzie made a statement in which she claimed that Ryan’s arrest was nothing to be worried about, that it was just a sort of follow-up arrest from the heroin thing that happened last spring.
According to her, he still needed to be booked an entire year later, and that’s why cops showed up to their house, handcuffed him, and got him that cute mug shot.
It didn’t really make sense, but we just assumed it was a lie — even if it wasn’t, in saying that he was arrested last spring before their wedding, she showed she was lying about the timeline of his drug use.
Who could forget that insane letter she read to Maci at the last reunion special, the one where she claimed she had no idea that Ryan was doing drugs until their wedding in May, two whole months after he was arrested?
We’re getting off track though.
The point is, Mackenzie made a point to tell us all that “everything is fine,” when obviously things are the opposite of fine.
And now, according to a new report from Radar Online, things seem to be so far from fine that she’s left Ryan.
A source close to her told the site that “Mackenzie boarded a flight to go to New York yesterday without Ryan.”
Not only that, but “she left her son during her scheduled time” to do so — she gets adorable little Hudson from Friday to Tuesday, and his father has him the other days.
Radar says that Mackenzie herself confirmed to them that she’s in New York, but she didn’t offer any additional details.
Could it be possible that she’s finally realizing how bad her situation is? That perhaps it wasn’t the best idea to be impregnated by an intravenous drug user who’s been trying so hard to cheat on her?
Could she be filming an additional little something for the show now that so much has happened?
Or are we way off — maybe she’s finding a dress for a third wedding Ryan won’t be sober for.
Whatever’s going on, we hope everything’s all right. But considering the circumstances, that does seem like a pretty high hope.
Video of Fabolous Threatening, Raging at Emily B and Her Father
TMZ has obtained video of Fabolous flying into an absolute rage at his baby mama Emily B, and her father, all while brandishing a sharp object and leveling threats about shooting them. The video was shot on Wednesday evening in the driveway of Fab…
Video of Fabolous Threatening, Raging at Emily B and Her Father
TMZ has obtained video of Fabolous flying into an absolute rage at his baby mama Emily B, and her father, all while brandishing a sharp object and leveling threats about shooting them. The video was shot on Wednesday evening in the driveway of Fab…
Regis Philbin Says You Shoulda Seen Kelly Ripa in a Bikini 20 Years Ago
Regis Philbin is stickin’ up for his former co-host Kelly Ripa … sorta. We got Reege leaving La Scala in Bev Hills Friday and asked about Internet trolls who are baggin’ on Kelly over a bikini photo hubby Mark Consuelos posted showing the…
"Cheers" Creator James Burrows Says Cast is Too Old for a Reboot
James Burrows definitely has a dog in the fight to bring back old sitcoms, because he’s the king … he created “Cheers” and directed “Frasier,” “Friends” and “Taxi.” We got the TV legend in NYC Friday night leaving Michael’s restaurant, and asked…
Becky G Gets Awesome Belated Surprise Birthday Party
Becky G turned 21 on March 2nd, so who woulda thunk a simple night out on the town with her hot soccer boyfriend would turn into an awesome, belated surprise birthday party … but it did. The singer/actress was carried into Candela restaurant in…
Becky G Gets Awesome Belated Surprise Birthday Party
Becky G turned 21 on March 2nd, so who woulda thunk a simple night out on the town with her hot soccer boyfriend would turn into an awesome, belated surprise birthday party … but it did. The singer/actress was carried into Candela restaurant in…
JuJu Smith-Schuster Trades Pants with TMZ Photog to Get into Restaurant
JuJu Smith-Schuster may be one of the best rookies in the NFL, but that’s not enough to get him into a fancy restaurant when he’s rockin’ sweats, so our photog came to the rescue … for a price. JuJu hit up Mastros in Bev Hills Friday night, but…
Alyson Stoner Pens Emotional Essay About Her Sexuality, Moves Readers to Tears
Alyson Stoner, a former Disney Channel and movie star, has penned a very personal and extremely powerful essay for Teen Vogue.
Titled “How I Embraced My Sexual Identity,” the piece chronicles Stoner’s journey to bisexuality, although we should note that Stoner never used this term.
In the essay, the 24-year old never puts any sort of label or definition on this path or on her conclusion, simply writing that she realizes she’s now attracted to men and women.
The revelation of her preferences started when Stoner found herself “mesmerized and intimidated” upon attending a dance workshop and meeting her female instructor.
“After I dizzied myself from doing knee spins, she walked toward me to correct my form,” Stoner writes for Teen Vogue, adding:
“My heart raced wildly and my body grew hot. Was I nervous to fail in front of an expert? Was I breathing heavily from being out of shape?
“Her smile was the most electrifying thing I’d ever seen.”
Following this class, Stoner texted her mom, to whom she is very close. This is what the text read at the time:
“I met a woman today, I’m not sure who she is or what I’m feeling, but I think she’s going to be in my life for a very long time.”
Stoner has appeared in movies such as Step Up and Cheaper by the Dozen, along with Disney shows like The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
As actress-turned-singer got to know the dance instructor better, she struggled with her feelings that weren’t “quite sisterly or platonic.”
She was confused.
“I realized I had never fantasized about a guy this way, nor really ever felt comfortable dating guys,” she explains, elaborating as follows:
“Come to think of it, I stared at women’s bodies more than anything. But wasn’t that just societal conditioning or the unattainable beauty standards that fuel comparison and objectification?
“I refused to entertain other possibilities.”
Still, despite not being sure what was going on, Stoner and this other woman began spending a great deal of time together.
One evening, the pair made dinner and watched Orange is the New Black together and…
“We vented and supported each other. Then cuddled. Then kissed and kissed some more.”
This is when Stoner realized:
“OK, we were in a relationship. I fell in love with a woman.”
It’s unclear at what age this happened, but Stoner admits to attending therapy for years in order to figure herself out.
‘In its purest sense, I felt awakened, more compassionate and like my truest self,” she writes.
“She strengthened and inspired me, creating a space for me to discover myself without judgment. We were an example of true love.”
Stoner had “misconceptions” about the LGBT community, she says, adding that she wondered how this personal revelation would affect her job.
‘Some people in the industry warned me that I’d ruin my career, miss out on possible jobs, and potentially put my life in danger if I ever came out.
‘My dream and all I’d worked tirelessly for since the age of 6 was suddenly at risk by my being . . . true to myself.”
She prayed on it. She battled internally.
But, in the end, she could no longer deny how she felt and what she believes.
“I, Alyson, am attracted to men, women, and people who identify in other ways,” she concludes.
“I can love people of every gender identity and expression. It is the soul that captivates me.
“It is the love we can build and the goodness we can contribute to the world by supporting each other’s best journeys.”
So well said all around.
We salute you, Alyson Stoner.
TMZ"s Super Sneaky Easter Egg Hunt!
Don’t let this egg-stravagent photo of Jenny McCarthy and the cast of “Jersey Shore” scramble you up … look on the sunny side of this image and you may just find a few Easter egg surprises. **HINT — There are THREE Easter eggs in the…
Quavo: I"m Coming for Matt Ryan"s QB Job, Audition"s This Sunday!
Quavo says he’s gonna show out in his celebrity flag football game this weekend … and once that’s done, he’s gunnin’ for the Atlanta Falcons’ starting QB job!! Or, in his words — “I’m coming to put Matty Ice on ice.” You might’ve heard…
UFC"s Elias Theodorou: Forget Ring Girls, I"m Building an MMA "Ring Boys" Empire!
Elias Theodorou just made history as the first UFC fighter to work as a “ring boy” … and after killin’ it in his debut, says he’s got HUGE plans for the concept!! We spoke to Elias after last weekend’s fight card for Invicta FC (an…
Wale Says Odell Beckham Jr. Deserves Massive Pay Day
Odell Beckham Jr. wants to be the highest paid player in the NFL … and Wale says he deserves EVERY DAMN PENNY, telling TMZ Sports the Giants superstar is long overdue for a HUGE pay day. We spoke with the Redskins fan leaving the Big Beluga at…
Hulk Hogan Says He Owes All Wrestlers An Apology, Not Just Black Ones
Hulk Hogan says it’s ALL wrestlers he owes an apology to for his past use of the N-word … telling TMZ Sports it shouldn’t just be the black guys he has to say sorry to. We got Hulk out at LAX, and wanted to get his thoughts on WWE Hall of Famer…
Hulk Hogan Says He Owes All Wrestlers An Apology, Not Just Black Ones
Hulk Hogan says it’s ALL wrestlers he owes an apology to for his past use of the N-word … telling TMZ Sports it shouldn’t just be the black guys he has to say sorry to. We got Hulk out at LAX, and wanted to get his thoughts on WWE Hall of Famer…
Stars and Scars -- You Be the Judge
Our little story about David Hogg getting rejected from colleges caused a real s*** storm, and Donald Trump is taking credit for “Roseanne” epic ratings. So, we gotta ask …
Donald Trump Spent $27k In Taxpayer Money Tracking Media Stories after Stormy Daniels Sued Him
Donald Trump spent $ 27,000 of taxpayer money to monitor media reports … and it was done the day after Stormy Daniels sued the President. According to Federal Procurement documents obtained by TMZ, the payment was authorized March 7 by the…
"Roseanne" Original Couch Not in Smithsonian as John Goodman Claimed
Roseanne Barr and John Goodman ruffled some feathers when they told Jimmy Kimmel the original “Roseanne” couch is with the Smithsonian and that’s why they couldn’t get it for the reboot. Turns out, it’s not true. TMZ did some digging, and…
Hugh Hefner"s Widow Slashes Asking Price for Home
Hugh Hefner’s widow, Crystal Harris, has slashed $ 700k off the price of her Hollywood Hills home after 3 months on the market with no takers. Crystal listed the 6,000 square foot home for $ 7.2 million back in January. The modern pad’s now going for…
Steve Aoki Describes "Holy S**t" Moment of Riding Shaq Just Like Gronk
Wanna know what it’s like to ride Shaq like a damn roller coaster?! Wonder no more, normies — ‘cause we got Steve Aoki at LAX, and he recounted the harrowing experience of hoppin’ on the Diesel’s shoulders at his private Ultra party!!! The…
Toni Braxton Pulls Sister From Family Tour
Toni Braxton is caught in the middle of a new Braxton family feud, and it’s forced her to kick one of her sisters off her upcoming tour. Toni’s hitting the road with “Sex & Cigarettes,” her first solo album in 8 years, and sisters Tamar and…
Toni Braxton Pulls Sister From Family Tour
Toni Braxton is caught in the middle of a new Braxton family feud, and it’s forced her to kick one of her sisters off her upcoming tour. Toni’s hitting the road with “Sex & Cigarettes,” her first solo album in 8 years, and sisters Tamar and…
Travis Scott Sues Dealership For Swindling Him Out of $70k
Travis Scott got swindled out of $ 70k on a Lambo that never actually existed … this according to a new lawsuit. The rapper’s suing Richard Martinez, VIP Services and Jorge Maldonado … claiming they were all in cahoots to swindle him out of…
Sanaa Lathan Did It! Sanaa Lathan (Allegedly) Bit Beyonce!
The great mystery of the 21st century has finally been solved.
We know who did it.
We know who bit Beyonce.
For the past several days, social media has been stopped in its tracks as users across the country analyzed one section of an interview Tiffany Haddish gave to GQ.
In the cover story, the popular comedian and actress told a story about how she was at a party late last year when an unnamed female celebrity went up to Beyonce and took a small chunk out of her chin.
Maybe not a chunk, per se, but teeth most definitely met flesh, according to Haddish.
“There was this actress there, that’s just, like, doing the mostest,” Haddish said, implying in her own way that this woman was wasted, prior to adding:
“She bit Beyonce in the face.”
Wait… what?!?
Elaborated Haddish, much to the delight of readers everywhere:
“So Beyonce stormed away, went up to Jay-Z, and was like, ‘Jay! Come here! This b-tch—’ and snatched him. They went to the back of the room.
“I was like, ‘What just happened?’ And Beyoncé’s friend walked up and was like, ‘Can you believe this bitch just bit Beyonce?”
Once Haddish got confirmation that Bey that the bite really did take place, she was prepared to throw the eff down.
“I was like, ‘She gonna get her ass beat tonight,"” explained the Girls Trip star, adding:
“She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’”
Haddish refused to identity the biter, however.
Chrissy Teigen went on Twitter and claimed to know who it was… but also remained mum.
However, Page Six claims to have solved the conundrum.
It was Sanaa Lathan, reports that newspaper column.
Multiple sources tell The New York Post that the Love & Basketball star had been chatting with Jay-Z at a D’Usse VIP party backstage after his gig in Los Angeles last December.
When Beyonce stepped in, Lathan playfully bit her on the chin.
That’s apparently the whole story.
“It was a big thing in the moment at the party, everyone was talking about how anyone would dare to do that,” a witness from the event told Page Six.
Well, yeah.
Who the heck would bite Beyonce?!?
Not me, Lathan claimed via Twitter on Tuesday.
“Y’all are funny,” she wrote at the time. “Under no circumstance did I bite Beyoncé and if I did it would be a love bite.”
We’re pretty sure that second comment canceled out the first.
And we’re pretty sure it was an admission by Lathan, too.
She has not yet commented on this Page Six report, but she can expect to hear plenty from the Beyhive tonight, tomorrow and, let’s face it, for the rest of her life.
Donald Trump Poses with Almost All-White Class of White House Spring Interns
President Trump would like to proudly introduce you to the 2018 White House spring interns, who — when it comes to diversity — pale in comparison to the last President’s. Trump posed for the pic with about 90 new interns Monday in the East Room of…
Donald Trump Poses with Almost All-White Class of White House Spring Interns
President Trump would like to proudly introduce you to the 2018 White House spring interns, who — when it comes to diversity — pale in comparison to the last President’s. Trump posed for the pic with about 90 new interns Monday in the East Room of…
Kendall Jenner Wants to Teach "Copyright Troll" a $22,000 Lesson
Kendall Jenner hates her time and money being wasted, so she’s trying to make the guy who sued her pay a hefty price — but he’s fighting back with a brand new lawsuit. Kendall’s company filed docs asking a judge to make photographer Al…
Friday, March 30, 2018
Yankees Broadcaster John Sterling: Here"s How I Came Up W/ Giancarlo Stanton"s Home Run Call
Giancarlo Stanton had a MONSTER Yankees debut — SMASHING 2 home runs — and TMZ Sports talked to NYY’s legendary radio announcer, John Sterling … about his polarizing Stanton HR call. Sterling — who’s announced every Yankees game since 1989…
Yankees Broadcaster John Sterling: Here"s How I Came Up W/ Giancarlo Stanton"s Home Run Call
Giancarlo Stanton had a MONSTER Yankees debut — SMASHING 2 home runs — and TMZ Sports talked to NYY’s legendary radio announcer, John Sterling … about his polarizing Stanton HR call. Sterling — who’s announced every Yankees game since 1989…
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"s Lawyer Wants to Postpone Sentencing, Due to Tax Season
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino got burned for not paying taxes, but now it might be tax season that buys him more time as a free man. Mike’s facing up to 5 years in prison for tax evasion charges after pleading guilty in…
Sylvester Stallone Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Will be Back
Sylvester Stallone isn’t worried one bit about his best bud Arnold Schwarzenegger, because he just knows the Terminator will be back, bigger and stronger than ever. We got Rocky Friday in Bev Hills after lunch leaving E. Baldi, and he had no fear…
Sylvester Stallone Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Will be Back
Sylvester Stallone isn’t worried one bit about his best bud Arnold Schwarzenegger, because he just knows the Terminator will be back, bigger and stronger than ever. We got Rocky Friday in Bev Hills after lunch leaving E. Baldi, and he had no fear…
Tyga Flaunts New Bugatti, Maybach Day After Getting Himself and Son Sued Over Rent
Tyga’s living his truth, and the truth is — no matter how many lawsuits he faces or money he allegedly owes people … he’s still going to find a way to cruise around in a luxury whip. And let everybody know about it, too. The rapper was spotted…
Richard Branson Buys Iconic Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas
Richard Branson can finally get some free room service in Vegas … he just bought the legendary Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The billionaire announced the deal Friday at the hotel … which he plans to rebrand as The Virgin Hotel Las Vegas.…
Jinger Duggar: Has She Fully Rejected Her Family"s Beliefs?
It’s been over a year since Jinger Duggar started wearing pants in public, and Duggar obsessives still just can’t get over it.
It may sound like a pretty minor development in the young woman’s life.
After all, wearing pants is such a commonplace activity that the act of putting them on one leg at a time is the universal symbol of relatability.
But as with Dobby the House Elf before her, a simple article of clothing represents freedom and a new beginning for Jinger.
If you’re a fan of her family’s, then you’re probably already aware that Jinger grew up observing the strict Duggar dress code.
That means she wore below-the-knee skirts at all times, even when engaging in sports or other outdoor activities.
Shortly after she married Jeremy Vuolo, however, Jinger broke the bonds of floor-length denim.
Granted, the rebellious spirit of her sartorial choice is somewhat dampened by the fact that she needed her husband’s permission to start wearing pants, but still – Jinger is living her best life, and she wants the whole world to see it.
Jeremy posted the above photo of himself and Jinger on Instagram earlier this week.
The pic was taken during a stop at a Waco, Texas store owned by Fixer Upper stars Chip and Joanna Gaines.
“Anytime we’re driving to North Texas, #magnolia is a mandatory pit-stop,” Vuolo captioned the pic
Fans who follow Jinger and Jeremy on social media know that this is far from their first visit to the Gaines’ flagship store.
In fact, it looks as though Jinger and Jeremy are hardcore Gainers.
(Yes, we just invented that term for Chip and Joanna fans.)
Now, it may not seem like a very big deal that Jinger is a rabid follower of two popular reality stars.
But those who are well-acquainted with the beliefs of the Duggar family will know that children are taught from a young age that virtually all forms of secular entertainment are shunned.
So not only is Jinger wearing pants, she’s also watching television shows that have nothing to do with Jesus.
You might think that wouldn’t upset her parents very much, considering they built their fortune on reality TV, but the Duggars consider themselves exemptions to the secular entertainment rule.
Jim Bob claims that he values television only as a means of furthering his ministry.
The tens of millions of dollars he’s made are just a sort of bonus, we guess.
Anyway, Jim Bob probably isn’t as forgiving in his view of Chip and Joanna, which means he probably isn’t too keen on Jinger publicly expressing her fandom.
Unfortunately for JB, it doesn’t look as though Jinger is planning to surrender her newfound freedom anytime soon,
Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Trailer: Kim Zolciak Storms Off!
NeNe Leakes had previously teased that there would be major drama at The Real Housewives of Atlanta"s reunion special, and that pretty much everyone had a bone to pick with Kim Zolciak.
As you"re about to see in the video below, she wasn"t lying.
Take a look at this explosive teaser trailer.
If you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online, you know that this season was bonkers.
Little details — like Kandi and NeNe believing that Kim Zolciak is too dependent upon her husband, Kroy Biermann — were overshadowed by huge scandals, on and off camera.
One major source of drama was Kenya"s storyline being more or less nonexistent this season, after her secret wedding was followed by her camera-shy husband"s refusal to show up on camera.
Until he surprised her, and the audience, with a special appearance. Viewers weren"t just treated to seeing a husband surprise his wife. They got to watch Marc Daly save his wife"s job.
(Probably)
But while Kim Zolciak wasn"t front and center during this season — remember, she was reduced to a Friend of the Housewives status — it looks like she"s grabbing a lot of attention during the reunion special.
During the trailer that you can watch below, Kim says:
"Jealousy"s a disease, get well soon bitch."
That line sounds pre-packaged in an effort to be quotable, but you don"t get to decide to become a meme, Kim.
She goes on to defend herself and her status, saying:
"I don"t have my own show for no reason."
Meanwhile, it seems like every other Housewife wants a piece of Kim Zolciak.
Kenya Moore calls out Kim"s wig, which seems like an odd move to make — plenty of folks wear wigs, especially on reality television.
But maybe faking those meltdowns in an effort to stay interesting this season exhausted her barbs.
The others, however, were out for blood.
Kandi Burruss criticizes Kim for lingering on "the sidelines, watching us like a f–king fan" when there"s drama among the Housewives.
But it"s NeNe who really gives it to Kim.
NeNe Leakes goes off on Kim, lecturing her with her arm in a state of constant motion. More than once, viewers can see NeNe rise up out of her chair.
Seriously, this looks brutal.
NeNe yells "I don"t give a f–k about you!" … and then we see Kim Zolciak become so distressed that she gets up and walks off of the stage.
She"s upset that NeNe couldn"t stay in her own chair, but there"s more to it than that.
Later — and we don"t know how much later, but Kim isn"t wearing the same outfit — we see Kim tearfully speaking to Andy Cohen.
"I"m so upset with you, everyone of those motherf–kers on this couch owe this world a f-cking apology."
There"s a lot more going on here.
For starters, you"re going to hear some banter about the idea of Andy Cohen prepping to deliver a baby if necessary … with some jokes at his expense.
It is rumored that Kenya Moore may announce that she is pregnant at the reunion, but we"ll wait and see if things really go down like that.
You"re going to see a lot of conflicts here, folks. And, as NeNe had previously teased, everybody goes in on Kim Zolciak.
The reunion special airs on Sunday, April 8th, but you can see the trailer right here: