Kylie Jenner Plays a Zombie in Tyga"s "Dope"d Up" Video: How"s Her Acting?

For months, we"ve been hearing rumors about Kylie Jenner pursuing a music career.

Obviously, the 18-year-old selfie queen doesn"t need to pursue any sort of career, as she"s already stacked enough cash to support herself and her D-list rapper boyfriend for a dozen lifetimes.

Still, it"s only natural that a young woman in Kylie"s position would want to prove that she"s worth the money, the fame and the 40 million Instagram followers by sharing her talents with the world.

So we can only hope that Kylie is better at singing than she is at acting, because she just made her dramatic debut in the video for Tyga"s new single "Dope"d Up," and, well…how do we put this nicely?

Sadly, it looks as though Kylie possesses roughly the same acting talent as a first-time porn star who coped with her jitters by popping a quadruple dose of Xanax.

The video is a bizarre "Thriller" knock-off with Michael Jackson"s unforgettable vocals replaced by Tyga"s "rapping" (read: drawling the same slant-rhymed phrases over and over), and the classic dance sequence replaced with half-assed allusions to recent horror films.

The video"s not great, is what we"re saying, and Kylie"s acting might be the worst part.

You"d think a girl who can"t even refrain from making Snapchat videos while she"s driving would be a bit more comfortable in front of the camera. 

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Giant Inflatable Pumpkin Wreaks Near Havoc in Arizona

We have our second story this week about a 300-plus-pound pumpkin.

Fortunately, however, this one has nothing to do with Donald Trump.

But the residents of Peoria, Arizona may have preferred a visit by Trump than the near-catastrophe that befell them on Thursday after a giant inflatable pumpkin broke free and bounced around a busy intersection.

Jim Barton, the owner of Big AZ Promotions (and, by extension, the fake gourd), told People Magazine that it was a miracle no one was hurt… considering the pumpkin weighs over 300 pounds is is over 25 feet tall.

"Either it was an act of God, just a microburst that caused it to get loose, or there was vandalism involved," Barton says.

A city spokesperson named Bo Larden explains that a big windstorm blew through town and freed the pumpkin, which Barton says was nearly twice the size of a typical child’s bouncy castle.

Just in case you needed a comparison of some kind.

The point is that this was a giant pumpkin and, as humorous as it appears to see it bouncing around, the potential for danger was clear throughout.

Thankfully, traffic at the intersection was already stopped; and Barton says the pumpkin broke free "one split second before" people and cars began moving again, allowing pedestrian and vehicles the chance to stay out off harm’s way.

Following a few scary moments, the pumpkin began to deflate after being ripped apart and was eventually captured on some playground equipment.

Barton says his company uses inflatable items all the time and this has only happened once before.

"Mother Nature can be very, very formidable," he says.

Watch the craziness unfold below:

Amy Duggar Posts Anna Duggar Selfie, Calls Out Haters

Amy Duggar has Anna Duggar’s back, and isn’t about to take any crap from haters out there who may have negative comments to share.

The newlywed and quasi-rebellious Duggar cousin posted the above pic with Anna, whose husband Josh is currently in sex addiction rehab.

It’s no secret that Amy feels Anna should leave Josh‘s cheating, hypocritical ass for good while he’s in there – she’s implicitly said as much.

She’s not making any comments on the topic right here, but she is showing her support for Team Anna, and telling the haters to watch out.

“Any negative comments will be deleted, just try me,” Amy threatened Instagram followers while posting this snapshot. “She’s beautiful!”

That she is. As is her cousin.

Amy has been open about what she calls her “bad behavior” in the past, but says she waited until marriage with now-husband Dillon King.

The brutally-honest brunette beauty shared, “I have made mistakes in the past, but I can tell you that is something we are waiting on.”

View Slideshow: Amy Duggar Swimsuit Photos: Girl Gone (Sort of) WILD!

While the Duggars famously encourage hardcore reproduction – see Michelle’s 19 kids, and Anna has four by age 27! – Amy is not rushing in.

“I don’t plan on getting pregnant right after marriage. I want to travel and enjoy not waking up in the middle of the night with a baby,” she said.

Borderline blasphemy.

Meanwhile, Anna continues to recover from her husband’s shocking Ashley Madison cheating scandal, which left her marriage in disarray.

There are reports that Anna sold her house and left Josh Duggar while he toils away at Christian labor camp, but that hasn’t been confirmed.

This week, we reported on family patriarch Jim Bob Duggar buying Josh and Anna a big house as a gift to help keep their marriage intact.

Anna is said to be unimpressed by that obvious, image-saving bribe, however friends caution that she is “considering all options” at this time.

View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why Anna Duggar Should Leave Josh NOW

Daylight Saving Time 2015: It"s Over (Almost)!

Daylight Saving Time. It’s finally over, people. Almost. In just a few short hours from now, it will be time to turn the clocks back FOR GOOD.

Or at least until March 2016 comes around.

Tomorrow morning, it’s time to turn the clocks back, and for all you Americans looking forward to a long, dark winter, it’s a thing of beauty.

Okay, that’s virtually no one. Whatever.

Hey, at least you get an extra hour of sleep! Well, unless you have kids or pets who have no idea what’s up, in which chase, no you don’t.

Anyway, Daylight Saving Time remains inherently confusing for some people, which is why is THG is here to break it down for all y’all:

See helpful graphic above. BAM!!

If that’s not sufficient, here’s a more detailed rundown of Daylight Saving Time 2015, and what to expect with Daylight Saving Time 2016:

1. Daylight Saving Time began on Sunday, March 8 at 2 a.m.


2. Time “springs” forward and “falls” back an hour (above).


3. So your clocks ahead an hour before you go to bed.


4. OR stay up until 2 a.m., turn the clocks to 1 a.m., then hit the sack.


5. Your iPhone should do this automatically. Your oven? Nada.


6. It will start getting dark at 4:30 on the East Coast now. Yay?


7. The concept of Daylight Saving Time dates back to 1895.


8. It was recently extended across the U.S. to save energy use.


9. In 2016, Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday, March 13.


10. If you can’t figure out how to change the effing clock in your car, don’t worry. Make a mental (or Post-It) note that it’s fast until 3/3/16.


11. Arizona, Hawaii and Puerto Rico residents: Disregard.

There you go. You are officially prepared. Up top.

Amy Schumer Hangs "Vacant" Sign from Her Vagina

Amy Schumer is single at the moment.

How do we know this for certain? Because the comedian has told us so, in the most Amy Schumer way possible.

The Trainwreck star accepted the Charlie Chaplin Brittania Award for Excellence in Comedy at the BAFTA Britannia Awards on Friday and made X-rated remarks about her dating life in the process.

Asked if she’s seeing anyone, for example, Schumer replied as follows:

“No. My vagina remains vacant.”

She then said the entrance fee is “at least five dollars,” which is a pretty outstanding deal, really.

Schumer has sort of made it her thing to say outlandish things while accepting trophies.

At the Glamour UK Women of the Year ceremony this summer, she joked that she may weigh 160 pounds, but she can still “catch a dick” any time she wants.

Then again, we doubt she was really joking.

At the Peabody Awards in late May, meanwhile, Schumer made out with Tina Fey in stage. It was hot!

In this case, Schumer went on to joke about the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, telling the audience:

“Watching the movie inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my chocolate river.”

This was followed by a long pause and then the quip:

“You guys don’t have anal over the pond?”

Man. Amy Schumer is the best. Here are many other reasons why we say this:

View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer

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Al Molinaro Dies; Former Happy Days Star was 96

Sad news out of the world of television:

Al Molinaro, a veteran actor best known for having portrayed a restaurant owner on Happy Days, died in Wisconsin on Thursday.

He was 96 years old.

Molinaro’s son, Michael, confirmed to TMZ that his father had been suffering from gall stones prior to his passing.

The actor also played Murray the police officer on the original Odd Couple.

But he’ll forever be remembered for his role on ABC’s beloved Happy Days, which he joined during its second season in 1974 by taking over the diner, Al’s Drive-In.

The establishment was Fonzie’s favorite spot at which to hang out and be cool.

He starred on the series for a decade and then reprised his Big Al role on the spinoff, Joanie Loves Chachi, where his character came up with the now-famous storytelling intro of,  “Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.”

Molinaro is survived Michael and by his wife, Betty.

We send the actor’s family, friends and loved ones our best wishes.

View Slideshow: Celebrities We Lost in 2015

Kourtney Kardashian Underwear Photo Proves Life is Worth Living

So Kourtney Kardashian had a completely average afternoon hanging out in nothing but a white bra and matching Calvin Klein briefs on Friday.

The big winners? Everyone not named Scott Disick, honestly.

If this doesn’t prove that the single life looks good on the hot mama and Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, we just do not know what would.

She shared this photo on Instagram of herself relaxing in what looks like a makeup chair covered with either a white towel or a white fluffy bathrobe.

Tagging makeup artist Mary Phillips and hairstylist Jen Atkin, she captioned the pic simply, “TGIF,” and man, we would agree with that assessment.

Kardashian, 36, has been stepping up her workouts (and her Instagram game) of late. Perhaps both of those pastimes help serve related #goals.

She recently shared a selfie showing her flat tummy and lean legs, writing, “Working out is one of the only things that helps when I’m feeling anxious.”

Kourt’s longtime partner Scott Disick checked into rehab in Malibu, Calif., for drug and alcohol problems earlier this month after going off the rails.

He’s already lost Kourtney for good, by all accounts, but it’s the possibility of losing their three kids that is (hopefully) scaring him straight this time.

One never knows what that guy, but we do know this:

Post-Scott Kourtney is the Best Kourtney.

View Slideshow: 22 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing

Lamar Odom: Begging For Drugs in Hospital?

Prior to the overdose that nearly cost him his life earlier this month, Lamar Odom had struggled with substance for years.

Now that he’s on the mend, Khloe Kardashian has agreed to give their marriage a second chance on the condition that Odom never use drugs again. Now, it looks like Lamar might already be doing his best to break that promise.

There’s been good news and bad news regarding Odom’s condition today, as it was confirmed this morning that Odom is off of dialysis, out of the ICU, and able to communicate with hospital staff.

The bad news is that according to Radar Online, Odom’s improved communication abilities have led to some troubling requests from doctors:

“Lamar was moved out of ICU earlier this week because of the progress that has been made. He is no longer on dialysis,” says one insider. 

“But there are concerns because Lamar has been asking for copious amounts of pain medication, including Oxycontin.

View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy

“It’s a dilemma for the doctors because the pain has to be treated. But with Lamar’s history of substance abuse, they are trying to give him other pain medications that aren’t as powerful. However, Lamar complains that it’s not strong enough.”

Opiates were among the drugs found in Lamar’s system after his overdose, so it’s not surprising that doctors are hesitant to prescribe Odom anything that could land him back at square one in terms of his addiction.

Adding to the medical staff’s concerns are the reports that Odom was visited by his drug dealer earlier this week.

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind

Lindsay Lohan Rocks Fake Engagement Ring at Halloween Party, Continues to Be Ridiculous

The beloved 2004 comedy Mean Girls featured a memorable voice-over about the great lengths that some women will go to make themselves the center of attention on Halloween.

Lindsay Lohan was in that movie, but she probably can’t remember her middle name most of the time, so it’s not surprising that she didn’t learn anything from her own dialogue.

Lindsay showed up to a Halloween party in London dressed in the most ridiculous costume she could imagine.

That’s right – she went as Engaged Lindsay Lohan and rocked a giant diamond on her left ring-finger.

“She has lost her mind,” a source close to the actress told Page Six. “She did it as a joke for her friends and wanted to see what people would do or say.”

Haha, it’s a joke, guys! Just like all those other times Lindsay tried to make us think she was engaged! 

Seriously though, Lindsay’s bids for publicity have been getting more and more desperate lately, and we’re beginning to worry that she’s actually serious about running for president in 2020.

Clearly, she’s bonkers enough to think she really has a chance, and her social media posts have slowly been more political than ever lately.

Granted, Lindsay is still expressing her fondness for Columbian drug lords on Instagram, so she’s a little confused when it comes to foreign policy, but so are a lot of other candidates.

Anyway, Lindsay is not engaged, she’s probably not even dating anyone, and she showed up to a party in the most unoriginal costume imaginable (“The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.”) hoping everyone would be all, “OMG, we love your fiance’s Invisible Man costume!”

We’re starting to think the blood trickling from the corner of her mouth might not be fake.

Billboard Just Made a Blow Job Joke About North West

Look, we’re very familiar with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

We’re well aware that it’s easy to make fun of its star at all times and Kim Kardashian is absolutely fair game for any X-rated joke you’d wish to make.

Here’s one, for example:

You know how Kim Kardashian has gotten behind waist training as a supposedly legitimate way to lose weight? That’s sort of like how Ray J got behind her in their sex tape!

See? Easy and hilarious.

But that doesn’t mean it’s fair game, or anything that resembles fair game, to sexualize Kim’s daughter, just because her mom often poses naked.

We bring all this up as a segue because Billboard Tweeted a link yesterday to a story about how North West was attending ballet class this week when she told paparazzi members to stop taking pictures of her.

As you can see above, Billboard ran this story along with a photo of North eating a lollipop, writing as a caption to the image:

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

The Tweet has since been taking down, but not before Twitter users slammed Billboard for being “reprehensible” and “disgusting,” among other insults.

Can you blame this criticism?

The magazine did just imply that a toddler likes to give oral sex in the same way her mother does, didn’t it?

If there’s another way to interpret the Tweet posted above, by all means… let’s hear it!

View Slideshow: 51 Totally Adorable North West Photos

Bill Simmons: PISSED at ESPN For Shutting Down Grantland

Back in May, ESPN fired Bill Simmons unexpectedly, thus forcing sports fans everywhere (read: Boston) to go to Gisele Bundchen’s Twitter page in order to to read the boastful ramblings of someone who regularly fellates Tom Brady.

We kid Simmons, but he’s really one of the funniest and most insightful sports journalists working today, and he deserved better than to be unceremoniously canned in very public fashion. Now, ESPN has twisted the knife by shutting down Grantland, the irreverent sports and pop culture site that Simmons created in 2011.

Many of the site’s writers stated that they found out they’d been laid off only when they saw the network’s tweets about the site being suspended.

In a statement, ESPN said that it plans to honor the contracts of all current Grantland writers and hopes to hire many of them to write for other ESPN platforms.

So while several casualties of the move have lamented the end of the site, most of them have kept any outrage they may be feeling in check. But not Simmons:

“I loved everyone I worked with at G and loved what we built. Watching good/kind/talented people get treated so callously = simply appalling,” Simmons tweeted moments ago. 

The 46-year-old journalist has butted heads with ESPN many times over the course of his career. He was most recently suspended by the network last year for calling NFL commissioner Roger Goodell a “liar.”

His termination a few months later is believed to be the result of his tense relationship with network brass.

In a statement, ESPN claimed that the decision to shut down Grantland has nothing to do with Simmons or the nature of the site’s content, but was simply a result of the need to “direct our time and energy going forward to projects that we believe will have a broader and more significant impact across our enterprise.”

We’re sure Simmons will have more to say on the topic in the very near future.

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Kim Kardashian Halloween Costume: Here"s How to Do It!

Over the years, Kim Kardashian has dressed up for Halloween as Catwoman, as a skeleton and as Jasmine, just to name a few.

But now Kim Kardashian is here to offer advice on how to come up with the most important Halloween costume of all… Kim Kardashian herself!

In a blog post on her official website, Kim goes into detail on how to nail her “signature look,” in case anyone wants to trick or treat this year as a woman who let Ray J bang her on video.

“My signature look has become so recognizable, that it could easily work as a last-minute Halloween costume!” Kardashian wrote, in what may be her most self-involved and pompous entry to date.

Seriously, who doles out advice on how to dress like themselves?!?

Kim Kardashian, that’s who. And here’s what she had to say about it:

“Mixing bodycon pieces with a long coat, strappy heels and dark sunglasses is the perfect combination for a cool Kim-inspired look!”

But… wait!

Just when you thought Kardashian couldn’t get more obnoxious about this, she went ahead and got all obnoxious about it.

Kardashian went ahead provided website subscribers with a shopping guide, offering up suggestions that:

1. Cost far more than the average person wants to pay.


2. Come from her catalog of sponsorships.

So, sure, you can follow Kim’s advice and go buy some Too Glam Sunglasses for $ 60 in order to look like her.

But just know that Kardashian gets paid to make that recommendation.

And also know that, we mean this as respectfully as possible, but: You would be a huge loser if you dressed, in any non-tongue-in-cheek fashion, as Kim Kardashian for Halloween.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Pictures: A Tantalizing Timeline

Kendall Jones Dresses as Walter Palmer for Halloween: Funny or Foul?

You might remember Kendall Jones as the teen who incurred the wrath of the Internet by posting graphic photos from her African hunting expeditions on Facebook.

Kendall claims she inspired one of the most popular Halloween costumes of last year. We don’t recall seeing many Kendall Jones costumes, but we’ll take her word for it.

Anyway, this year she’s keeping the trend going by dressing as another trigger-happy one-percenter who royally pissed off animal rights groups.

Yes, that’s the now 20-year-old Kendall dressed as Walter Palmer – the Minnesota dentist who gained national infamy when it was revealed that he killed Cecil the Lion. 

Kendall captioned the pic:

“Since everyone wanted to dress up as me last year, guess who I am this year?! WALTER!! Lol ft. Cecil and a Koala climbing in the tree.”

You’d think someone who’s actually been on safari in Africa would know that koalas are only found in Australia, but we digress.

As you might have guessed, this photo has inspired some strong reactions from animal lovers, supporters of Jones and Palmer, and folks who are just weirded out by a “sexy” dentist-covered-in-blood costume.

You can place us firmly in the third group.

Thus far, there’s been no response from Palmer, and there probably never will be. Palmer has apologized for killing Cecil and seems intent on putting the incident behind him.

Kendall, on the other hand, is clearly gonna keep trying for that 16th minute of fame.

Jessa Duggar: FURIOUS That Jim Bob Gave Anna That House and Not Her!

Jessa Duggar is reportedly livid with her dad, Jim Bob Duggar, for gifting Anna and Josh Duggar a fancy new home to keep their marriage intact.

The reason? HELLO! Jessa and Ben Seewald are here too!

If you missed it, Jim Bob bought a house for Anna and Josh near the Duggars’ famous Springdale, Ark., compound, for nearly $ 350,000.

That’s about $ 1 million in New York or L.A. money, people.

Supposedly, Anna is not impressed by the bribe, and rightfully so, as it’ll take more than a nice pad to make up for Josh’s infidelity and shadiness.

She’s not the only one upset at Jim Bob for this, though.

Get this: Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald were living in the house for a short time after Anna sold her home and moved to Florida with her family.

But Jim Bob never intended on gifting the home to Jessa.

The long-suffering Anna, who the patriarch wants to ensure stays with Josh once he gets out of rehab, was always the intended resident.

Anna and Jessa have always had a strained relationship … most likely due to the fact that he molested the latter when she was a very young girl.

This has only made it worse, and Jessa is fired up.

Mrs. Ben Seewald is said to be envious because she feels she deserves the new house close to her mom and dad, not her cheating brother Josh.

View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Baby Bump Pics: 1 & Counting!

Does she have a point? How could she not …

Jessa, who is due any day now, is beside herself that Jim Bob Duggar is kind of rewarding her eldest sibling for dalliances with strippers and porn.

Josh Duggar was exposed as a subscriber to the Ashley Madison cheating website, admits an addiction to Internet porn, and had at least two affairs.

One of which involved a stripper, Danica Dillon, whom Josh stalked, berated, threw around like a rag doll and paid for sex on two occasions. Nuts.

Now he’s sitting in a Christian faith-based labor camp / treatment program while his mom and dad look to keep their entire family from falling apart.

Apparently, that means giving Anna a four-bedroom, three-and-a-half bath pad with a three-car garage, an in-ground pool and a gourmet kitchen.

If Jim Bob has his way, Anna will come running back and Josh, his wife and four children will be all set to move in once Spring 2016 rolls around.

Jessa and Ben, meanwhile, can go back to their starter home … which, if you watch 19 Kids and Counting online, you know is minimalist at best.

Certainly no pool to wear this to. Just saying:

View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald Photos

The Walking Dead Season 7: On the Way!

AMC has arrived a very difficult decision:

The cable network will NOT kill off The Walking Dead.

We kid, of course. The Walking Dead is the highest rated show on all of television among the advertiser-friendly demographic of 18-34-year olds.

AMC might as well have just renewed it through Season 29 at this point.

Charlie Collier, president of AMC, SundanceTV and AMC Studios, also said via press release that he has renewed Talking Dead, the highly-rated after-show hosted by Chris Hardwick.

“Thank goodness someone had a Magic 8-Ball with them in our many long internal meetings about these renewals. When, on the third shake, ‘without a doubt’ filled the murky blue screen, we knew we had to proceed with new seasons of The Walking Dead and Talking Dead.

“All joking aside, we are so proud to share these shows with fans who have been so passionate, communicative and engaged.

“We are grateful for and continually impressed by the talent, effort and excellence on continuous display by Robert Kirkman, Scott Gimple, Chris Hardwick and the many people with whom we partner to make these unique shows possible.

“The result: More Walking and Talking. Hooray.”

The Walking Dead Season 6 possibly killed a major character last week.

Is he really, truly done?

You can always watch The Walking Dead online via our friends at TV Fanatic to keep current.

View Slideshow: The Walking Dead Cast: Before They Were Stars…

Teresa Giudice: Knows Joe Giudice Cheats on Her, Doesn"t Care, Source Says

Ever since Teresa Giudice began serving her 15-month prison sentence for bankruptcy fraud back in January, rumors about Joe Giudice cheating on her have seemed to pop up every week.

At first, Teresa denied that Joe was cheating and refused to even entertain the possibility.

Now, sources close to the incarcerated Housewife say that she’s accepted the fact that Joe’s been satisfying his urges while she’s in prison, and while she’s not exactly cool with his infidelity, she has no plans to leave him over it.

One insider tells Life & Style that Teresa was raised to believe that women should turn a blind eye to unfaithful husbands:

“She isn’t stupid, she knows he cheats. But she won’t leave him. Teresa comes from that old-school Italian philosophy that says men have needs and appetites. She just wishes Joe were more discreet about it.”

Another source says Teresa blames herself, and believes that her imprisonment left Joe with no other choice but to sleep around.

Obviously, those justifications are ludicrous for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that, by his own admission, it’s Joe’s fault that Teresa is in prison.

“Every night when she’s in prison, Teresa is worried that Joe is with another woman,” says one source. “Joe is a total pig. I mean, he is just so out of control with his cheating, it’s amazing she’s stood by him.”

That Juicy Joe is quite a guy. Hopefully, this open marriage thing works both ways and Teresa will have free rein to get it in with whomever she pleases while he’s serving his 41-month sentence.

Kate Middleton: Pregnant With Twins, Tabloid Claims

Not surprisingly, a new round of speculation about whether or not Kate Middleton is pregnant goes began pretty much the moment the Duchess gave birth to Princess Charlotte. 

So we doubt anyone was terribly shocked to see this cover story in OK! magazine:

For some reason, tabloids are obsessed with the idea of Kate Middleton giving birth to twins.

In fairness, if the reactions to Prince George and Princess Charlotte are any indication, the entire UK would explode from excitement if Kate ever brought a matching set of royals into the world, so it’s not hard to see why the BS press is so enamored with the idea.

Anyway, OK! can’t quite make up its mind on this one, as the cover claims Kate is giving birth to a boy and a girl, while the article inside says that the couple “doesn’t plan to find out what they’re having in advance, instead they want to be surprised at the birth.”

(We read this nonsense so you don’t have to!)

The tabloid even claims that upon hearing the news, William excitedly exclaimed, “My mother would be so thrilled!” 

View Slideshow: Princess Charlotte and Prince George Photos

Yup. They even went for the Princess Di emotional gut-punch. And you thought the British media was bad!

Are we saying with absolute, 100 percent certainty that Kate is not pregnant with twins?

No, but if she is, it’s a total freak coincidence.

Maybe OK! is planning to report that Kate is pregnant with twins every week between now and when she reaches menopause, just so if it ever happens, they can say they broke the story.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: Might It Be Over?

Hank Baskett has finally had enough, people.

Yes, he had his penis touched by a transgender model named Ava London a couple years ago. It may have even been under the shorts, he can"t say for certain.

But it happened, that"s all that happened and Baskett is ready to move on.

But Kendra Wilkinson won"t let him.

As anyone who has used the Internet to watch Kendra on Top online knows, the former Playboy centerfold has been hanging this affair (can we really call it an "affair?") over her husband"s head for several months now.

She may say she"s forgiven him, but she certainly hasn"t forgotten and she"s responded on Season 4 by going on and flirting way too heavily with members of the opposite sex herself.

And Hank can"t handle it any longer, as we see below in the following clip from an intense Kendra on Top season finale.

“How do think it makes me feel when you sit there and tell me repeatedly that you don’t want to be married anymore?" Hank asks his wife.

Look, Baskett isn"t scoring touchdowns any longer (NOTE: he had only six in a seven-year NFL career, though he did cross the endzone 17 times in college at New Mexico). He"s just selling gaming monitors.

Does that make him boring? If so, get out, Kendra! Just tell the poor guy now! Don"t string him along anymore.

As Hank says here, either give 100 percent to this relationship or they might as well file for divorce.

Is that what Kenda will choose? Is it all over for these two? Well… no, because this was filmed months ago and Kendra has already said her marriage has been saved.

But whatever! Watch the clip now!

Zola and Jess: Florida Stripper Story Captivates Twitter

A former stripper named Aziah King has captured the attention of millions of social media users – but not by taking off her clothes.

King – better known by her stagename Zola – recently tweeted a wild tale of money, mayhem and “hoeism” that was so bonkers it’s reportedly landed her a movie deal. And it all started when she crossed paths with “white b-tch” named Jess at Hooters.

“So I met this white b-tch at Hooters. I was her waitress!” Zola tweets. “We get to talking and she tells me she dances…So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever & we exchange numbers.”

Zola says she and Jess agreed to contact one another with any potentially lucrative stripping gigs.

The next day, Jess texted her and asked if she wanted to join her on a road trip to – where else? – Florida.

Zola says she was skeptical at first (“DAMN b-tch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???”), and that her boyfriend cautioned her not to go. (“I had to f-ck him calm.”)

Zola says she made $ 800, but Jess wasn’t quite as successful, which caused the night to take some bizarre turns.

According to Zola, a man named Z wound up pimping Jess out to several men. Jess’ bipolar boyfriend, Jarrett, attempted suicide over her prostitution, and Jess was eventually kidnapped and beaten by a rival pimp.

Eventually, she was rescued, but only after Z shot some guy.

You can real the whole, insane story on Zola’s Twitter page.

It’s been reported that that Hollywood has shown an interest in Zola’s story, and it’s not hard to see why.

Twitter users have described King’s story as “basically a Tarantino film.” Sadly, it turns out the most Florida story in history may be nothing but pulp fiction.

TMZ tracked down Jessica and she says most of the major details (her hooking, her pimp shooting a man, the boyfriend’s attempted suicide) are completely fabricated.

We may never know how much of the story is true, but there’s no doubt that Jess and Zola have both earned spots in our Florida Woman Hall of Fame:

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Total Strangers Meet on Plane, Are Each Other"s Total Dopplegangers

Earlier today, we posted photos of a Swedish model who looks exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Seriously, the resemblance between Konrad Annerud and DiCaprio is downright eerie.

Somehow, though, this has proven NOT to be our most unbelievable look-alike story of the day.

Nope, that honor instead goes to… well…. the two random dudes in the picture above!

U.K. photographer Neil Thomas Douglas was taking what he assumed would be a basic Ryanair flight to Galway, Ireland this week, on his way to photograph a wedding.

Just a normal trip for Douglas, until he boarded the plane, sat down, took a look at the man next to him and did a literal double take!

It was his long-lost twin. Just without the blood relation.

Lee Beattie, a friend of Douglas’ wife, shared the above snapshot, confirming to The Huffington Post that the men had never met before and that they are not actually related.

“Guy on right is the husband of my friend @elrottencrotch,” she wrote on Twitter. “Guy on left is a STRANGER he met on a flight last night!”

Incredibly, the story gets even strangers.

According to Beattie, the men ended up at the same hotel, and later, drinking at the same bar.

“Neil then checked into his hotel in Galway to find his doppelgänger checking into the same hotel ahead of him. They laughed,” Beattie said.

“Later that night, Neil went to the pub and again, there was his twin. Total weirdness. They had a laugh and a pint.”

That deserves more than one pint, we’d say. AMAZING!

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Leah Remini Details Child Abuse, Sexual Harassment Rampant in Scientology

Earlier this week, Leah Remini opened up about why she left the Church of Scientology in the sort of scathing interview that’s now common amongst CoS defectors.

Today, new excerpts from Remini’s memoir were released, and they offer even more shocking details about the actress’ involvement with America’s most controversial religious organization.

In the book – entitled Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology – Remini recalls being forced to do hard labor starting at age 13.

She says she and dozens of other children would put in 12 hour days  “pulling up tree roots with our bare hands, working heavy machinery [and] cleaning bathrooms and hotel rooms.”

Remini claims the children were barely fed and only received $ 15 a week for their work. She says she often got so hungry that she would steal food from the hotel rooms she was cleaning.

She adds that church officials thought nothing of making crude sexual remarks to the children, and that one high-ranking elder remarked to her 13-year-old sister, “You have big t-ts for such a young girl.”

Remini also says she was once forced to “physically act out the sexual policy” of the church by “rubbing together” items found in an office.

Even more shocking is Remini’s claim that infants with Scientologist parents are often abused and neglected by members of the church who are supposed to be looking after them:

“[One room] was filled with cribs of crying, neglected babies, flies, and the smell of dirty diapers,” she writes. “The only ventilation came from a huge fan by the window. The neglect was overwhelming.”

Remini has confirmed claims that Tom Cruise has been brainwashed by Scientology and that church members are forbidden to speak ill of the actor.

Though Cruise is the church’s most famous member, Remini says so many Hollywood bigwigs are devout Scientologists that she believed coming out against the faith would mean the end of her career.

Morning Show Halloween Costumes: Who Wore It Best?

Good Morning America and The Today Show battle it on in the ratings department on a constant basis.

But why stop there? Why not pit the anchors and correspondents of these programs against each other in a different way as well?

Like, which of them pulled off the best Halloween costume in 2015? Feast your eyes on the various ensembles below and make your selection…

1. Nuts for Peanuts

The Today show hosts all pose here at characters from the Peanuts franchise. Let no one accuse them of not going all out.

2. Al Roker as Charlie Brown

The world’s most famous weatherman went as the world’s most down-on-his-luck comic character.

3. Natalie Morales and Tamron Hall as Marcie and Peppermint

It’s tiring to wear an impressive Halloween costume. These two need a breather.

4. Willie Geist as Schroeder

Looking sharp, Willie Geist! You make an impressive Schroeder.

5. Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford as Snoopy & Woodstock

No, really, Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford are underneath these costumes. We swear!

6. Regis Philbin as the Red Baron

Regis Philbin, everyone! We didn’t see this cameo coming!

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Jennifer Garner: Still in Denial About Ben Affleck"s Cheating?

It’s been three months since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner separated, but the couple still hasn’t filed for divorce.

Some say they’re still hammering out the terms, while other sources insist that Ben and Jen are getting back together.

It’s hard to imagine these two actually working things out, but they have been spending an awful lot of time together lately.

In fact, some insiders claim Affleck and Garner have been attending marriage counseling as part of a last-ditch effort to save their relationship.

Those same sources say it’s actually working  – largely because Jen still refuses to believe the rumors about Ben and Christine Ouzounian.

View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind

Yes, despite countless reports about Ben’s nanny-banging, Star magazine claims that “Jen has chosen to believe her husband didn’t cheat on her.”

“That meant a lot to Ben,” says one insider. “And although he still swears nothing ever happened with Christine, he accepts his part in allowing the rumors to start.

“That’s why she decided to forgive Ben – and give their marriage another chance.”

The source says Garner also took a big step by admitting that she was too hard on Ben during the final months of their marriage:

“She’d scold him like a child whenever he had a beer, or make him feel bad for having a night out with the boys. It made him feel like he was always walking on eggshells around her and he started to resent her for not letting him do what he wanted. He told her that in therapy.” 

The source also claims that Ben said he’ll never stop drinking and gambling, but will “pull back on it” for Garner’s sake.

So Ben doesn’t have to apologize for cheating and he gets to continue boozing and playing poker? Sounds like Garner’s getting a raw deal on this reconciliation.

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Daniel Tosh Bets $25,000 on Patriots, Wins Big For Friend With Cancer

Whether he"s riffing on an amateur stuntman who did something stupid and wound up with a bone sticking out of his leg, or reminding us how much Jimmy Fallon loves booze, Daniel Tosh is always awesome in a cruelly hilarious way.

Even fans of the divisive comic admit that he doesn"t exactly come off as a nice guy on his Comedy Central show, so lots of folks might be surprised to learn that Tosh just committed an incredible act of kindness at the expense of his beloved Miami Dolphins.

As you might already know, the New England Patriots annihilated the Dolphins last night (as they"re wont to do) by a score of 36-7.

While it may have been a bummer for Tosh to watch Brady and company trounce all over his team (We"ve all been there, dude.), the Pats" victory was also a major win for Daniel"s friend Andy Ritchie, a comic who was recently diagnosed with a brain tumor.

You see, Tosh recently made $ 25,000 auctioning off props and random crap from around his office online.

He decided to bet the whole 25 grand on the Patriots covering the first half spread against the Dolphins and promised that if he won, he"d give all the cash to Ritchie to help with his medical bills.

Since you can never really go wrong betting on the Pats (unless you"re betting on which team is the least likely to cheat), Tosh will be able to donate $ 50,000 to Ritchie"s GoFundMe account.

"Once I double it, [Ritchie] can do whatever he wants with it; go on a lion-hunting safari or get treatment," Tosh said.

We"re guessing he"ll go with treatment, but hey – maybe he"ll decide to pull a Walter Palmer. Who knows?

We kid, of course. This is the best thing Tosh has done since he weirdly recreated a Selena Gomez video.

He proved that his uncaring D-bag routine is (at least sometimes) just an act, and for that, we thank him.